Grotesque
3x14
"FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO THINK THERE WASN'T A BAD EPISODE IN SEASON THREE"
Alright, psycho art guy is creepy. I haven't watched this episode in forever. The dude just sliced his finger open with a utility knife. My dad wouldn't let me use one of those until I had proven I could operate it safely. Apparently, someone is not much of a MadTV fan.
Now I'm bored... Hey, ooo! Red Forman from That 70s Show is in this episode! Forgot about that. I wonder if he insults anybody....?
That was a really long teaser. I just noticed that it just ended.....gotta be a world-record.
Oooo! They just mentioned hockey! Talking about a guy from Uzbekistan. Scully said "He was arrested last week for killing seven men." Mulder says "And you thought all they produced were great hockey players." No, my friend, I'm pretty sure that's what Canada does! Lithuania is pretty good at it, too.
Yay! The guy claims he's possessed! Fun for the whole family...now we just need to have pea soup.
Hey, Red's back! He's making fun of Mulder. Good. That's his job. Mulder just said that 'Red' is "mean-spirited." Well, GEEZ! You didn't notice that by now!?
Is this even a review. Seriously, I mean, what is there to review about this episode? Better question...how is this even an episode?
Oh! *Frightening* A cat jumped out at Scully. I know, I'm spooked for the week!
I don't even want to watch this episode again...like ever... Now I realize why I didn't watch it before!
"Moral
indignation is jealousy with a halo."
-H. G. Wells-