Teso Dos
Bichos
3x18
"Looks like somebody wants some Whiskas"
I am drinking a Cherry Coke, prepared the only good way with a maraschino cherry in it.
I have been procrastinating my review of this episode for a long time now. I have this cup that has the names of every episode in it. When I feel like writing a review or just watching an episode, I pick a name out of it. It must be fate that I watch this episode because even though I shake the cup up a bunch before I pick one, I ALWAYS get Teso Dos Bichos. And then, of course, I say "Practice draw!"
This episode is so, so dull! It's just poor. Plus, I always think that this was from the second season. Then again, maybe that is just because it sucks.
Oh, the guy [my specificity is amazing] said he taught the Socona [sounds like an alcoholic beverage] about the "joys of American bureaucracy." *shudder* I believe it's time for a Ronald Reagan quote about now. "Rule number one of a bureaucracy is protect the bureaucracy."
Oh great, that was cute. Scully pulled out the tail end of a rad from Dead Guy #2's [I'd like to see that on his tombstone] car. She puts it in an evidence bag being held by some cop. She tells him to label it and he gets this grossed out look on his face and says "As what?" Scully says "Partial rat body" in a very *duh* tone. It was just hilarious.
Hey, there are some intestines hanging in a tree. Somebody is in the Christmas spirit! And here I thought you were supposed to string popcorn and put it in trees.
This episode just tries to be too dramatic for my taste. I mean, too much Emmy-winning-wannabe guest stars. "I'd like to thank the jaguar spirit for coming down and killing those people because otherwise I never would have been discovered..."
Okay, why is it that in any television show or movie, when someone says "Stay where you are!" the people always go somewhere else? I mean, I'd like to see someone follow orders for once! And the even better part is they are calling for help because they are scared. And then they hear a noise and go investigate. I'm sorry, dear, but I don't think you are working for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, so leave this to the professionals.
Please note that when all of those furry felines are moving to attack are resident cat-nip scented FBI agents, and making vicious kitty sounds, my three cats have their ears turned back. I do believe they are insulted by the pathetic representation of cats here. Maybe they can start a class action suit.
As much as we all seem to pretend the "Killer Kitties" eppy never happened, it did. John Shiban and the third season will always be marred from the flying cat puppets.
"Research
is to see what everybody else has
seen, and to think what nobody else has thought."
-Albert Szent-Gyorgyi-