Quagmire
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"Look at 'er. In't she a beaut'? Crickey!"
I am now going to attempt to watch an episode, write a review and eat a popsicle all at the same time. I just hope I don't forget to breathe.
I like how the guy in the teaser dies [how friendly of me]. When Big Blue-not affiliated with the Loch Ness Monster® attacks him, it's almost like he's just squirming around on the ground! It's got to be the worst attack scene ever!
Aside from the comedy of the teaser, I like this episode. It's witty.
Ok, here's my question regarding the bait shop owner who's planting monster prints. Where did he get those shoes? It's a small town and it seems to me that he doesn't get out much.
Oh my! I think that's the first time I noticed that! The photographer guy was taking pictures of the tracks in the mud. When Scully and Mulder walk over he starts photographing Scully! Hee hee! That was cute. It was subtle.
Alright! A Doors sticker on the Stoners' van! Okay, informative fact...toads do not live in water. I'm going to cut them some slack since they are on drugs, but you fish frogs from water. HERP SHOW!
Okay, when Big Blue-not affiliated with the Loch Ness Monster® attacks the photographer, it couldn't get that close to the shore without emerging. Now, if we choose to go with the other option of the Alligator inpersonating Big Blue-not affiliated with the Loch Ness Monster® [which is still technically not copyright infringement], it wouldn't attack the way it did by coming to shore without splashing. Believe me, my one friend is Steve Irwin's biggest fan!
You know, I must say that these DVDs are very entertaining, if solely to read the chapter titles. "Queequeg's Last Walk." HA! More like "Fishing for Big Blue-not affiliated with the Loch Ness Monster®: the best bait."
I was terrified when Mulder and Scully's boat sank and they were stranded on the rock. Not terrified terrified, but TV terrified. Plus, I enjoyed the banter about how it's so dark. I said to myself, "Wait a minute, self, aren't they just about ALWAYS in the dark?"
When Frog Guy gets his leg chewed off by *something*, Mulder runs over with the oil lamp and shines it right in the dude's eyes. Then he asks if he saw what it was. Well, if he didn't, he'll never be able to now! This should show you all something about Mulder First Aid™, such as, don't let him perform it on you!
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