goku: Frieza!!! Hurry up pokemon is coming on. HOME trunks: Eew... these split ends are the worst. goku: Nah, I would rather read this book on astrophysics, but thanks for the offer of a seven-course meal Chi-Chi goku: 2 plus 2 equals 4. Wow! Math is easy. goku: Vegeta, come on, it's just simple geometry. A right triangle has an angle of 90 degrees. I mean...Duh! goku: We don't stand a chance - he's just to strong for me or anyone. I guess we have to give up. goku: Hold up, I'll train after survivor. Chi-Chi hurry up with that six pack of mr.pibb goku: Orange just isn't my color. Pink would accentuate my eyes better goku: Hello, Vegeta, old chap. Would you by chance like to challenge me in a game of croquet? goku: Gohan, hurry up. It's mudwrestling night at capsule corporation. We dont want to miss Bulma. Freiza: Time-Out! Time-Out! I broke a nail. Freiza: Why won't my dragon balls grant me a wish? Zarbon, you try rubbing them Freiza: Darn it! How many times do I have to polish my head before it shines? Freiza: Oh no! I'm missing my stories! Vegeta: Goku, help! I just cant seem to get my zipper up. Vegeta: Hmm...a little more blush here, a touch of eye shadow. All right Bulma, i'm ready to go to the ball. Vegeta: Sniff, sniff... this movie is so sad. Bulma pass the box of tissues, please. Vegeta: All right, let me get this list of chores right: wash the windows, polish the hoverseat and pick up some lipstick. Coming right up Master Freiza. Vegeta: Oh, this tu-tu makes me look so cute. Master Roshi: Why would I want to watch an aerobics instructor? I would rather watch this commentary on the rain forest on the learning channel. Master Roshi: Bulma, put something on besides that bikini. Oolong: Bulma's undies! I better return them and quickly. Kami: Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, dragon ball z! Bulma: How do I work this do-hicky? Gohan: These tights make me so self-concious. Mabey this Great saiyamen thing wasn't such a good idea. Gohan: Of course, i'm 12(gulp)! Thats what the ID Says right? Gohan: No offense, Piccolo, but a white cape and purple clothes...c'mon. Gohan: All this strength, all this power and I dont have x-ray vision. What a ripoff. Captain Ginyu: No, Goku, lift your right leg! C'mon you'll never be a member of the ginyu force with dance moves like those. Mr.Popo: Does this turban make me look big? Bulma: Roshi you and me in the hot tub. NOW! Bulma: Mabey I should shave my head and have a cool hairdo like krillin. Bulma: The yellow wire is to conect to the left outport. What? VCR Programing is to difficult. Vegeta, you try. DBZ Goten: Six ball, quarter pocket DBZ Goten: To win this game I just need to sink this birdie. Now concentrate, Goten, just tap it in. DBZ Goten: Cake, no thanks I think ill go read great expectations instead GT Goten: Its so hard to get a date on Friday night. Mabey I should ask Piccolo for help. GT Goten: Please, please, I would rather wait until we are married before kissing. Trunks: Ugh...this sword is so heavy. Freiza hold this for a sec while I stretch my arm. Trunks: I guess the androids aren't that bed. Mabey Ill ask them to see the ballet with me Trunks: One and two, one and two, man, this Tai-Bo is hard. Kami: So, the directions say to message into face and wrinkles just dissapear...All right! Mr.Popo:The temple has blown up again? No way im cleaning it up do it yourself Kami! Nappa: Not only am I in the hair club for men, but im now the president. Radditz: Lather, rinse and repeat. Cell: Perfect body. Ha! Look at this manicure. Cell: What I would give for some SPF 45. Maron: The artist is trying to covey a mood of ressesment. However, with the brushstrokes in that vertical fasion moving in a northerest motion, a sence of joy may accompauy the anger. these jokes were taken out of pojos dragonball 2001 written by Eric R. Gerson provided by co-director patrick |
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