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One more thing, cows are made of meat, meat is not made of cows.

A brunette said to a blonde, "Look!! A dead bird!!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?!!"

Hippo- "Don't mess with me.

Impala- Excuse me, that's my head.
Oxpecker- Oh sorry.
Impala- Well aren't you going to get off!
Oxpecker- No.
Impala- Ok.
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When Yogi Berra, the famous baseball player was asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 8 pieces, he said, "4. I don't think I can eat 8."

There's all of these guys in a bar. They're all having a great time except for one of them. He is furious and says, "All lawyers are a-holes!!" Everyone says, "Yeah!! YEAH!! You go man!"
Everyone sits down and about five minutes later this guy says, "I strongly disagree!!" Everyone else says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" He replies, "No, I'm an a-hole."

A blonde opened a box of Cheerios and said, "Hey look!! Doughnut seeds!!"

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find out the street she lived on had flooded. A rowboat with two men floated by. The men shouted up an invitation to row out of the flood with them. She said, "No, thank you. The Lord will provide." The boat left.
Even later that day the water rose and she was forced up on her house for refuge. A motorboat came by with a man in it. He shouted up an invitation to speed out of the flood with him. She replied, "No, thank you. The Lord will provide." The boat left.
The water rose more and more and she had to go up on her chimney to escape the water. The Red Cross rescue boat came by with rescuers in it and they asked her if she wanted to fly to safety with them. Once again, she replied, "No, thank you. The Lord will provide." The boat left.
The water soon rose more and the lady drowned.
Up in heaven, she was wet and annoyed and demanded to speak to God. "What happened?" she cried. "For crying out loud, lady," said God. "I sent three boats!"

Here's my baby sister... Oh wait, that's a lizard. Whoops.

WARNING: TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON PICTURE OF SISTER. PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED.

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-BobMan

Hello. I am a crying cock. Not a frying cook.