These are the men I have crushes on, who also just happen to be dead.
Michael Hutchence:

SUICIDE

I decided that it would be poor form to include both Michael Hutchence AND Jim Morrison. I decided to go with the guy least likely to beat me up if I were to meet him.


Gregory Peck:

NATURAL CAUSES

And who doesn't want Atticus Finch as a dad? Well, maybe a neighbour's dad.


John Lee Hooker:

NATURAL CAUSES

He is Mr. Lucky. His baby didn't shoot him down. Bloody legend.


John Lambton:

'DELICATE HEALTH'

Radical Jack, Lord Durham, Baron of Durham, etc. A weird dude. Probably an asshole, but at least he's interesting, an a Grade 10 Social Studies sort of way.


Harry Nilsson:

HEART ATTACK

This guy has broken my heart a couple times. One was when I heard "One," and the other was when I found out he's dead. With most musicians, you can think that it was at least a good career move. But I really wish he was still around.


Pierre Trudeau:

PARKINSON'S/CANCER

Our pet. This guy bagged Barbra Streisand. That's a carnation in his mouth. He's oddly cute.


Jeff Buckley:

DROWNING

Hopefully this will stop me getting mixed up between him and Jeff Healey. Healey=blind but cool. Buckley=talented but dead.


James Cagney:

HEART ATTACK/DIABETES

I just can't say enough about this guy. He probably inspired many young people to get involved!with organized crimeSo here he is. The essence of cool.


Cab Calloway:

STROKE

Could use a different moustache. Still awesome!


Phil Hartman:

MURDER

Hi, he's Troy McClure. You may remember him from such shows as Newsradio. Newsradio was the best.


Ray Charles:

LIVER PROBLEMS

People my age can't see past the Pepsi commercials. What a cool dude.


Dead people. Not always hotties.

I would like to put a note here. I decided to make this page after falling in love with Harry Nilsson today (Aug. 2, 04). I added Durham, Trudeau and Hutchence, and then went through the website linked to above to remind myself of the rest. Then I started getting sad. I'm not necessarily in love with some of our dearly departed. I just miss them. You decide who's hot.