I'm adopted!

Nobody is really sure where this picture came from. There are many theories about mysterious emails from strangers, and midnight scans by robbers, but nothing has been proven and we are all very very afraid of this adopted frog. Who knows what it may do when nobody is home. It may look all very sweet and innocent right now, but when you're not looking one day, BAM! you're knocked out cold.

I shall defeat you with ease, Grasshopper.

But no matter how frightening the adopted frog may be, it is no match for this horrid sight. The terror, the terror! Jason tries to attack Mr Bisig with a glowstick, his puny girly muscles bulging with the effort, while Brandon touches himself obscenely.

I'M A BUTTERFLY!

This is very odd, but believe me, it is not enhanced in any way. This is what this man really looks like. (picture courtesy of Ripley's Believe it or Not Inc., copyright 1996) ah-ah-ah-say WHAT?

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME