place: THE KELSEY CLUB

year: 2003

shirt worn: whatserface

type of show: local

bands:

one:

The Curve

Fifth Year Crush

allElE

the better gimp

show was: so funny

went with: Eric Carmodey

This show was wonderful. It was in the first semester of tenth grade. It was by far the funniest show I have ever been to. We got there and gimp. got on. They announced that night that they had changed their name to the better gimp after receiving a fax from some band claiming their name, gimp, in New Orleans. In between them and the next band, there was a little bit of Jerry Springer goin on. Dana was really, really, really pissed at me because I was dating Johana at the time. So she and Heather wanted to kick my ass that night. So I said to Josh, "If anyone tries to kick my ass tonight, can you back me up," and he said, "ah, hell yah, if anyone touches you I'll fuck em up. Who wants to kick your ass?" Someone then distracted him and twenty minutes later he came back and was like "So who do you think wants to kick your ass?" I then mumbled through my teeth "What if I said it was a girl." He didn't hear me but my good friend Taylor did and he yells to Josh, "Do you hear that, he says it's a girl!" and then everyone around just stops, turns around, and stares at me. Josh was like "You fucking pussie! I have just lost all respect for you! I am never backing you up again!----------Oh , now I know who you're talking about. That bitch Heather asked me if I could beat you up but I said no. I can't help you out either though cause I used to live with her." For the rest of the night, like every thirty minutes some random person I didn't even know would be like "Hey! Look it's the kid who's gonna get beat up by girls!" So anyways, allElE hit the stage and we were not expecting them. Their name wasn't on the bill, they had never played in West Palm before, and nobody knew who they were. When they hit the stage, they totally blew us away. Suddenly me, Taylor, and Jerome started a pit. Then Josh, Rob, Rob's brother, and a bunch of big drunk guys joined in. Suddenly, everyone was watching us instead of the band. Josh, Taylor, Rob and all the big guys were tossing me back and forth like a fuckin football and everytime that happened everyone cheered their asses off. I felt so special. Maybe it's cause I was wearing all white so I was everyone's target. It was awesome, we were the entertainers of that night. Then I had to leave.