place: TheMojoRoom

year: 2008

shirt worn: FEaR FactORY

type of show: official

bands:

Devil Driver

NAPALM DEATH

36 CRAZYFISTS

Straight line Stitch

INVITRO

wnet with: Twiggy, Ken Haze, & Dagon

show was: ......

entry:

Well, let's see. I didn't know until the last day that I could get the day off and go to the show, which was 3/15/2008. So, I woke up. I got on the bus. The bus took me to the mall. As I'm walking away from the bus that dropped me off, I notice there isn't some terribly heavy object where it would normally be in one of my pockets. MY WALLET! So, I ran back. My bus was gone. I jumped on another bus and told the driver what happened. He called up bus 20 and told him what happened. Long story short, I had to wait at the mall for two hours to get my wallet back from that specific bus. So, I went to fye and told my coworkers what happened. So, I spent two hours in Quicksilver hanging out with Taylor. I finally got my wallet back, and I went to fye and got my Devil Driver ticket. Then I had to like wait another half hour for the bus again. An annoying ride home. It was hot outside. Took a shower. Blah blah blah. Twiggy came to pick me up, with Ken in the car. Can you guess what we talked about on the way to Port St. Lucie? Old local bands of course....and their current local band. We got there after INVITRO had played, but we didn't go in. No. Instead we put Fall Of Olympus flyers on every car in the parking lot. There we rendezvoused with Chris (Dagon), So, we went inside. The band that replaced WALLS OF JERICHO on the bill, was also a band with a chick singer, Straight line Stitch. They weren't bad. Their chick singer is black. Their black chick singer had blue braided hair. I would have sex with their blue haired black chick singer. There were lesbians dancing on the screen. Jason (Twiggy) got mad cause I called him Devin Townsend, and it was hilarious. We ran into ROTGUT, and of course they're like awesome friends with Fall Of Olympus. So, we hung out with them for a while. Their guitarist Tyler apparently knows everything about me....and is constantly intoxicated. I had a good chat with their singer about comic books. I love comic books. 36 CRAZYFISTS played. They were lacking in the awesome department. I ran into Kaitlin Kendal. Then the moment we've all been waiting for. NAPALM DEATH.The first grindcore band ever. They're basically gods. It was brutal. I went out to dance for one second and got punched in the face. So, I was like, fuck this. Ken went in and I pretending that I was playing an RPG, and Ken was a dragon that I had summoned named Napalm Breath. So, in case you didn't know, NAPALM DEATH is in the GUINNESS WORLD OF RECORDS  for having the shortest song ever. The song is called "You Suffer" clocking in at 1.316 seconds long. The best part is THEY PLAYED IT! IT'S IN THEIR SET! AND IT WAS HILARIOUS!  They didn't even announce it or anything. They finished one song. Pause. Played "You Suffer." Paused. And played the next song. And we're like "THAT WAS IT! DID YOU HEAR THAT! THEY PLAYED IT! DID YOU CATCH THAT!" The singer is a soft spoken British guy, and it was hilarious hearing him talk in between the songs. "This song is about......thinking for yourselves.....it's called RAWRAWRRAWR!" I ran into Phil Dalton and Ron. Apparently they accidentally let Ron in free. Phil told me about how he rung up the bassist from POISON THE WELL, and I told him about how I rung up Burt McCracken, the singer of theused and sold him a membership card to my store, and about that one time that Clay Aitkin came into my store. U talked to John Cuilla again. So, Devil Driver played. They were bad ass, as usual. They opened with "Not All Who Wonder Are Lost." They played a b-side. Who does that? Dez was like "This is the best fucking sounding stage!" and at one point he was like "I want the security to be a bit gentler with kids. And you crowd surfers be nice to the red shirts, but I want you security to be easy breezy." Afterwards we ran into Zack Molkey. Speak of Indulgence, I mean the devil (driver). Security made me leave because it was midnight and I was under 21. So, Ken waited outside with me, while everyone finished chit chating. So, the four of us got in Jason's car. Jason was pissed that Devil Driver outlayed NAPALM DEATH. Then I was like "Out of the three times I've seen them, that time was the worst," and everyone was like "WHHHAT!" We stopped by McDonald's and it was soooo good. I think I like McDonald's more then Devil Driver. I think. Ken dropped me and Chris off. The End.