place: TheMojoRoom

year: 2008

shirt worn: chimaira

type of show: official

bands:

EVERY TIME I DIE

FROM FIRST TO LAST

THE BLED

AUGUST BURNS RED

THE HUMAN ABSTRACT

went with: Dana Adamse, Dagon, & Elise Adamse

show was: super fun

entry:

Well, this was one of the two shows I got Dana a ticket to as her birthday present. I carefully picked out my outfit because I figured I should get cute for her once since she takes the time to do so for me everyday. I chose well. I really wanted to wear THE TONY DANZA TAP DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA instead of chimaira, but I had to rock the sleeveless. Anyways, it was 3/10/2008. She came home from work. Those little monsters. She picked me up. Holy shit. She looked so good. You don't fucking know. Stop thinking you do, you don't! White tank top with this god damn hot short jean skirt, and if you really wanna know, a blue thong with a little bow in the back and skulls on the front. We went back to her mom's house. Chris (Dagon is a stupid name) and Elise were already there. We took Chris's car. Dana quizzed me the whole way up to Port St. Lucie for our test the following day in American History. I got like every question wrong. We make up to fuckin PSL. We had missed THE HUMAN ABSTRACT and I wanted to see them soooo bad. So, we get in during AUGUST BURNS RED. I went and danced as soon as I got there. Guess who I ran into in the pit? Sam from BEFORE WE SLEEP... So we were hardcore dancing and throwin it down. After they were done I saw Andrew from Cosa Nostra. Then I was in the back talking to John. I told him about how his new club is so bitchin. Dude, it really is. I know I probably talked about it in the entry about John's birthday, but let's recap here for a second. Huge indoor venue. Two giant bars. The bars are.....bars on all sides. They're about the length of my house. They have super hot chicks in mini-skirts walking on top of them serving people. There's the stage up ahead, and on the right wall we have a screen playing some aqua life shit, and on each side of the screen are about ten giant rectangle lights, all in equal size, lined up. Can you guess what they do? You know those vertical bars that rise up and down according to what songs you're listening to in a media player or something? Well, these light up like that according to the band that's playing. Yes, the lights rise up and down according to the bands that are playing. It's so pimp. So, then I was talking to Sam about Christina and Dan and the show that we were at the night before this. Guess who comes over and hands me water ad is apparently good friends with Sam? That fat kid from the night before that jumped off the bar when nobody caught him and he landed on his face. Guess what? He had a huuuuge gash in his lip, and it was fucking funny! So, we're talking about stuff, Dana comes over, fat kid starts making banjo noises, Dana walks away. Fat kid is like "I'm sorry dude. Did we just kill your game?" and I'm like "Yah.....but it's fine." So, THE BLED comes on next. They did alright. Me, Dana, Elise, and Chris were all on the left wall....being jokesters. After THE BLED, I found Taylor Wertz, and we were pretending to ghetto dance cause they were playing Snoop Dogg on the PA. He had a beer, and a huge muscular black security guard came up and was like "Where's your wrist band?" So he took the beer from Taylor. Let's see, FROM FIRST TO LAST SUCKED! like they always do. We went right up front for EVERY TIME I DIE and they were AWESOME! cause they're such cool guys. I ran into Dimitry. Haven't seen him at a show in a whiiiile. I tried to balance the attention I gave to Dana and to the pit. Actually, I take that back, I spent more time with Dana then with my buddies hardcore dancing. I thought it was really awkward that I didn't see Taylor tearin it up. They actually played a good balance of all their material. It was pretty fuckin tight. They opened with "We're Wolf" and ended with "Ebolorama." Keith was like if any of you know where we can find a snake hole, please come up to us after the show and take us to it, so that this guy" pointing to the bassist "can stick his dick in it, and earn his name Dirty Dick." There was another point where he was like "It is really hard to concentrate up here, when I am being distracted by this beautiful program over here of sea and fisherman  life. I probably shouldn't have said that though, cause now you guys are gonna watch it, and got buy merch from the lobster men instead of us." So, the show was great. Me and Dana got into two fights on the way home. Taylor texts me and tells me he got kicked out for drinking underage. Wanna hear something funny though? I did better on the test the next day, then she did.