place: CRUZANS

year: 2006

shirt worn: whateserface

type of show: local

bands:

Stillkept

SMEGMA

RESPONSE NEGATIVE

Absolute Asylum

went with: Brian Hession, Alena Rodriguez, & Kevin

show was: a weird night

entry:

So, it was in the second semester of twelfth grade. Once, again I was on the move to talk to important people about getting my show done. It's gonna be on April 22nd. Y'all niggaz better be there. So, Brian has a car now. So, we went to go help his mom donate a desk to Good Will. Then we drove down to Lake Worth to pick up Alena. Then he dropped she and I off at my house. We played KINGDOM HEARTS for a couple hours. Then blah blah blah, Brian called at a really bad time. Anyways, Brian picked us up at 8, even though the show started 8, but that was my fault. So, apparently he wanted to bring his friend Kevin, which was fine. So, the show is at this new club that just opened in Jupiter. It's a nice place called CRUZANS. So, using the wonderful directions from Mapquest.........we get stranded in Jupiter. Like, we get fucking lost for an hour. Of course I hate Jupiter for the obvious reasons. Everywhere I look is either some car with ridiculous spinners and neon lights driven by some white kid who thinks he's gangsta when he's really some rich little bitch that didn't have to work for shit because they live in a nice suburb where his parents provide everything for him............or I see shitty pick up trucks with shotguns sticking out the windows, drunk red necks hanging out the back of the truck, and bumper stickers that say "KILL KOONS". So, after an hour of being lost in the  what is my opinion the shittiest part of Palm beach County, Brian decides he wants to get something from 711. So, we're parked in front of 711. Brian goes inside to get green tea. So, me, Alena, and Kevin are just sitting in the car and all of a sudden, a dog with a bandana around its neck comes out of nowhere and runs up to the window and starts sniffing and lookin at us. Then another dog comes up and does the same, also with a bandana come up to the other window. A third dog (with bandana) comes up to third car...........but this one has three legs. WHAT?! I'VE NEVER SEEN A THREE LEGGED DOG IN MY LIFE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WHEN YOU'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY A GANG OF BANDANA WEARING DOGS, ONE OF WHICH HAS THREE LEGS. So, Brian comes out and is really confused, not that we aren't, and I'm just like "Brian.........can we please go?" So, we got out of there in a hurry and I grabbed Brian's phone and called Danny Ryan and he gave us directions since he's where I first heard about the club from. So, we finally get there. First thing, I talk to Sean from Stillkept about stuff. I've been talking to him a on the phone about doing the show lately. So, that went well. Then we went in. They charged 10$ when the flyer said 7$. They asked me for my ID and didn't mark me. Even though I don't drink, I could've drank and been 18. I mean, you should be able to tell that I'm 18 from my ID, correct? Anyways. We missed Absolute Asylum. Oh, well, I've seen them plenty of times (although it had been a while). That club is really fuckin nice. I was surprised. Everything is all colorful and beach themed. The place has gotta great sound. It's all around so much better than RAY'S, that's for sure. I ran into Robby and his little friend Tommy. We chatted for a while. Then I talked to Phil from Stillkept for a little bit. I made a new friend which was a guy from the marines. Michelle Jordan was there. We watched RESPONSE NEGATIVE. They kicked ass, as usual. They don't play anything off their first album now. Probably, cause of all the new members. Next was some band from Ft. Myers called SMEGMA. They sucked so bad. Every song was about beer. EVERY song was about beer. That's fucking retarded. Stillkept kicked ass as usual. Me, Robby, Tommy, marine guy, Brian, Kevin, one of the old security guards from THE KELSEY CLUB, and that annoying fat red neck chick that was always at THE KELSEY CLUB were having a whole lot of fun in the pit. It was funny as shit. We were doing jumping jacks. Me, Robby, and Tommy were hardcore dancing, which was funny cause this was a metal show. I jumped on Robby's back while he was all spinning around and I was throwin my arms around and shit. It was so fucking funny. Since Alena needed to be home by 12:30 we had to leave half way through their set. So, we're leaving, and right as we're about to walk out, I hear the beginning guitar riff to Unnerving and I was like "OH OH OH, FAVORITE SONG, FAVORITE SONG, WE GOTTA GO BACK" So, me, Brian, and Kevin ran back into the pit for that song. When it was done, I shaked Sean's hand and we left. So, yah.