Week of May 22, 2000

Felicity Shagwell, I'd like to introduce you to my trouser friend, Peter Gazinya.

Whoa Mama!  I'd love to make sun tea using your panties!  Then bang you, of course!

This is Ginger.  She work in the deli department at the 'Shop-N-Buy' market by my house.  After a couple of minutes of watching her bend over in the display cases, I would do anything to have her handle my 'meat'!

There's no doubt Gwen that I wanna give you a li'l bacon torpedo action!

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This is my next door neighbor, Sarah.  I enjoy looking in her bathroom window when she showers.  Let me tell ya'!  After seeing that fire muff of her's,  I gotta get me some of that!