Week of May 29, 2000

This is Laura.  On my message board she told me to get a life and grow up.  Well Laura, after checking out your photo, one body part of mine is 'growing up'!

Vanna, when you're finished with that foot long, I have one that you can stick in your mouth!

Demi, how 'bout showin' EaRL a little
'Moore' of yinz boobies?

This chick was the stripper we got for my buddy's bachelor party last Friday.  Hell! I'd sell a kidney to get some of that 'tang!

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Alicia, do you wanna get a six-pack and fuck, or don't you drink?