Week of June 5, 2000

Ok Honey, now that you've been blown, how 'bout giving EaRL a little of that action?
If you know what I mean...and I think you do!

This is Toni.  I met her a couple of days ago at "Molly Hatchet Night" at The Steel House Bar.  I'm gonna try to get ahold of her and see if she'll let EaRL do  a li'l "Flirtin' with Dis-ass-on her"

OK!  I know Delta Burke is a little chunky.  But I just wanna coat my 'crank' with chocolate to watch her go down on me.
Is that so wrong?

This is the lifeguard at my health club.  I like to 'accidently' lose my trunks in the pool and ask her to come in and help me 'find them'.  It hasn't worked yet, but one day it will. Oh yes, one day it will!

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Hey Jennifer, why don you introduce me to your two 'friends' that you're hiding there?