Week of June 19, 2000

My friend Miguel introduced me to this hot piece of ass.  He calls her 'Retarded Melty Creature', I call her a dream 'cum' true!

I saw this chick in the new Victoria's Secret catalog.  Let me just say that 'the monkey' is getting more than a 'spanking', it's more like capital punishment!

There's hardly a day that goes by that I don't think about "knockin' the bottom out" of that!

Hey Britney, when you sing 'Oops, I Did it Again', if you're singing about giving me a 'trouser tent', you're absolutely RIGHT!

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This here's Debbie.  She takes care of my cat, plant, n'at when I'm away.  She doing such a good job that I want to see if she can take care of li'l EaRL sometime!
Oh Yeah!