Week of June 26, 2000

The day isn't complete until I sit down in front of the TV (w/ my pants around my ankles) and 'enjoy' the presence of Ginger.  Hell, maybe she and Mary Ann could get together and make a "EaRl sandwich"!

This is Dana from the Trim Shop.  I always ask for her when I get my hair cut, 'cause when she washes my hair, she leans over and sticks her 'chalobes' in my face!

This is Marlene.  I met her along route 214 when I stopped to help her fix a flat tire.  I tried picking her up by telling her that I had 'the right tool for the job' *wink, wink*

This is my neighbor from across the street.  I already have the letter to Penthouse Forum written, now I just need her to come over and complete the act.  'Cause I'd hate to send in a 'phony' letter!

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I met this honey at a wedding reception last weekend.  While we were doing the 'Chicken Dance', li'l EaRL stood up and let me know that he'd rather be doin' the 'horizontal bop'