Week of July 10, 2000

Yasmine: 'So EaRL, do you want some                    of this?'
EaRL: 'Yes, I bleeth so!'

Jennifer, what are you (and your juicy fruit booty) doin' with Puff Daddy?  You need to drop that squirrel and get with the EaRL! Damn straight!

This is my new prison pen pal, Sue Ellen.  I can't wait to visit her for her 'conjugal needs'!

Elizabeth Shue....Man, I wanna pump you four ways to Bridgewater!  Fer sure!

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I met this 'hose cover' at a 4th of July party this week.  Lets just say that after a couple of minutes of talking to her, there was a roman candle goin' off in my trousers!