Here in lies the Cortland State's REAL men. We are Cortland State's Wrestling team. Welcome to the "Unofficial\Official" Web Page of CORTLAND WRESTLING. Now you're not going to find our stats here, but you will see how the last remaining real men at C-State have a good time, or how they get incredibly embarrassed. Either way, it's gonna be fun!!! Different year same results! A gathering of Drunks who kick ass on the mat!

It's been a great two years running this site, there have been many laughs that have come from this (even some tears! HAHA). Now that I'm leaving I won't be able to keep this up so I am officially handing over the ranks to whom ever wants it, provided they uphold my tradition of always telling the truth and making fun of everyone and anyone AS SOON as a picture is found! If noone does then this will stand here forever for all to see, as is. Either way there have great times at Cortland and Wrestling for myself and I'm gonna miss it all. Good times boys! Good luck in the future with all of your drinking endevours and wrestling as well. It's been a privilege Always remember Ithaca may suck - but Brockport swallows! And with that I'm out!

Cortland Wrestling's Off-Season team Slogan (ah fuck it! It's a year long slogan!) The day is wasted, if you are not!

Wrestlers who will be NOT be competing in the 2003-2004 Season

Wrestlers that will be competing in the 2003-2004 Season

125 lbers Jason "The Iron Man" Pecker Jason "Lil Cartman" Mulzoff 133 lbers Eddie "The Mexican'T" Ortiz Corey "Timon" Dolson 141 lbers Jason "Stuttering Stanley" Chase Jack "The Anvil" Holmgren 149 lbers Jaret "The MIZ" Misener Troy "Duecer" Tooley Steve "The COBRA" Jones Frankie "Soko"  Sokolowski Jake 'J.Lo' Loeb 157 lbers Brent "Cabbage Patch Kid" Rider Will "Chubbs" Davey Mike "Chrome Dome" Viola 165 lbers Matt "Jekyll & Hyde" Slate Trevor "Frenchie" Comeau Matt "Perm" Root Joe "Jebus" Swatland (Puking) Josh "The Count" Brant 174 lbers Billy 'One Shady Fcuk' Sisley Stephan "HandBallDamus" Sair 184 lbers Osama BEN LOCKEn Matt "Cut from a different stone" Eldredge 197 lbers Jake "The White R. Kelly" Armstrong 285 lbers Jason "Super Jew" Lichtenstein Mike "The Aluminum Can Man" Karbowiak

Crazy Dan 'The Turd Tosser' Toia Cody "Lil' Big Miz" Misener Lil' Timmy Storie James "Crazy" Jenkins Eric "Boner" Scuitto

Cortland Wrestling Coaching Staff

Head Coach Sensei Bradley W. Bruhn Asst Coach Jason "Coach Big Daddy" Reynolds Volunteer Coaches "Coach" Peter "The HUSKY Lover" Reyes Dan "The Drunken Wrestling Coach" Root

Other FUNNY things that are MUST sees!

C-State Wrestling @ Vegas! ALUMNI PAGE! Friends of Cortland Wrestling ECWC KEG OFF!!! Why We Wrestle!!! Cortland Girls Gone WILD!!!

Top 10 reasons to date a             CORTLAND WRESTLER: 1.   Always wears his "headgear" 2.   Will eat anything 3.   Knows when to push and pull 4.   Endurance, Endurance, Endurance!!! 5.   Goes hard from start to finish 6.   Can work a 2 on 1 7.   Knows how to use his hips 8.   Can score from any position 9. Never stalls on bottom 10. Knows how to ride                 BONUS REASON!!!          They're NOT from Brockport!!

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