Haikus...not much to say about Haikus. So I'll just get started.

Oh, by the way, a Haiku is a poem that consists of three lines, the first being five syllables, the second being seven, and the third being five again. Just in case you're an ignoramus or have a life.

I hate you so much.

You have the IQ of snot.

Die you worthless scum.

 

The Internet

 

LOLOL

ROFLMAO

STFU Fag

(This one isn't original, I stole it out of someone's profile...but I think he stole it first. In fact, I think this haiku just appeared out of the beyond.)

 

A haiku about haikus...deep.

 

I suck at haikus.

They are definitely bad.

My eyes are bleeding.

 

Ever Yu-Gi-Oh Game I play

 

Heads or Tails, man.

Holy crap, a mirror force.

Aw, I lost real bad.

 

Reality TV

 

Joe Millionare and

Survivor and Fear Factor

Make me want to die

 

My first Haiku

 

Bite me bite me bite

me bite me bite me bite me

bite me bite me die.

 

Computers

 

GOD DAMNIT I CLICKED

DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT BASTARD

PLUG-N-PLAY MY ASS

(That last line doesn't sound right...)

 

This just proves that some people shouldn't have access to computers.

 

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