FAQ!

It's not pronounced "Fack," you fools.

 

Q: Do you seriously get questions about your hack?

A: No, but I'm an egomaniac, so I figure I'll get these questions eventually from thousands of screaming fans. Better to nip it in the bud now.

 

Q: Alright, so when's the download going to be available?

A: Hey, there's one available right now! It's a 1.3 world demo with the entire first world finished, and a couple of levels after that, too. Check out the Download Page to get it.

 

Q: I'm stuck! What do I do?

A: You could probably cheat, or turn off the game, or bash your computer monitor in with a sledge hammer. If you're really desperate, e-mail me, and I'll see if I can help. Send screenshots.

 

Q: How long will it be until it's finished?

A: A very, very long time. At this pace, I estimate a 2014 release date. Seriously.

 

Q: Are you done with your stupid FAQ yet?

A: No. Wait...yes.

 

 

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