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The Crisis of the Moment:

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Do I TOUCH too much?

Dear  Mr. Touchy,

I certainly hope not, because if masturbation had even a slight effect on ones health, I would have died years ago.
Good luck!  I hope your penis doesn't fall off.
Superman Jones

Send your questions to Superman Jones

Dear Mr. Jones,
Is Maturbationg harmful to my health?
Sincerely,
Mr. Touchy

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