The Official Timeline of Superman Jones

Below you will find a general but 100% accurate timeline of the life of Coby aka Superman Jones

-----4.6 B.Y. Ago Earth is formed

-----4 B.Y. Ago First Life on Earth

-----3.5 B.Y Ago Coby "Becomes" and rules the planet

-----3 B.Y. Ago Coby invents the wheel

-----400,000 B.C.  Early man start running around butt ass naked

-----390,000 B.C. Some naked monkey man steals Cobys wheel and claims he invented it

-----2600 B.C. Coby commands a herd of kangaroos to build stonehenge*

-----2550 B.C. Coby builds a "pyramid" in egypt for a home, soon all the pharoahs are copying his design

-----2464 B.C. Some cracker ass monkey man named noah starts building this giant boat, mysteriouslyI have to do the backstroke for the next month and a half.

-----2 B.C. Coby changes his name to Jesus, and suddenly public opinion skyrockets, tales are made about him

-----0 "Jesus" stages a death to get out of the public eye

-----1861 A.D. Coby suggests to the American President to free slaves, civil war follows

-----1867 A.D. Coby invents Canada

-----1961-1975 A.D.  Coby fights in the Vietnam War, where he befriends Rambo.  They become living war legends, but are quickly forgotton due to the peace rallies by the tree huggers

-----1980 A.D. Coby is "Born Again"

-----1988 A.D. Coby invents Post-Its

*Stonehenge was to be the first public restroom, but the kangaroo crew all died from a mysterious disease so production was never finished

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