Vampires...

What else do you wanna know from vampires except that they're blood-sucking creatures that lives by sucking blood from other human beings and that they hunt during the night and sleep in the day.   Ways to kill a vampire.. 1. Kill it by thrusting a knife in to his/ her heart... 2. Let IT stay up until morning which is the most idiotic way to kill coz only stupid vampires fall for that trick. 3. Be a vampire and kill it in your own hands but of course, other people will go after you and hunt you down..... and most probably kill you. So if I were you stick to no 1. Ways to prevent a vampire from getting near you... 1. wear garlic... not Onions! 2. bring along Holy water. 3. bring a long stick... I dont know why! Signs that you are becoming a vampire.. 1. you dont like garlic 2 you dont like holy water 3. you dont like sunshine 4.you cant get near a church 5. you wake up at midnight 6. You grown fangs.... Oh yeah... the vampire goes back to his victim 3 times so that person will be a full-pledged vampire like him... mwahahahahaha....