| These are 101 pick up lines put together by Me Anthony Birdashaw,I use to give credit to my friends below the list, but I think it's only fair that they should remain anoynmous though they know who they are. Be careful when using these lines thoughthey may provide entertainment when used improperly can cause to restraining orders or sexual harrasment charges or physical abuse from the opposite sex so beware what you are holding took me a year to learn. Weild this power and you too may be lucky. |
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100. I want to fuck you like an animal. 99. Who says date rape isn't kind? *98. You look so uncomfortable wearing that why don't you take that off and wear something more fitting ..... Like me. *97. No llevo pantolocillos de mujer--I am not wearing any panties *96. ¿Quieres chingar con migo en la lavador de macanica de la noche? Would you like to have sex with me on top of the washing machine tonight? *95. How about a burger and a Fuck? What you don't like hamburgers? *94. Do my melons look ripe to you? *93. Babe you got everything: Face, Chest and Caboose. *92. I have seemed to have lost my phone number can I borrow yours. ***91. You, me upstairs bring a friend. 90. Wanna Blow-Pop? *89. You should be on the wrestling team. *88. You look good enough to eat. ***87. I am not wearing any panties. ***86. How about you sit on Birda-claus's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. ***85. I've been naughty I deserve a spanking. 84. Would you mind if I take off my pants? *83. Would you like to help me break my New year's resolution? *82. Have you been a good little girl? It does not matter Birda-claus loves the bad girls too. They are more fun. 81. That's me they're talking about in the huddle *80. I can break walnuts with my Butt. *79. Legs are the word of the day, so how about you and me go upstairs and spread the word. 78. I bet you have charming under clothes. Can I see? ***77. Under these clothes I am naked. 76. Hey Baby what's your sign? ***75. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS UP! 74. Tie me down with dental floss. ***73. Do you come here often? (Girls Bathroom) 72. Hi I am Your name here. You might want to remember that when you'll be screaming it all night long. *71. Milk does a body good you must drink it by the gallon. 70. Can I ride you like a horse? ***69. Oh spank me like my father never did. 68. Pet my snake and he might spit on you. 67. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my dreams all day. 66. Don't mind me I am just starring at your breasts. ***65. What are you doing tonight? besides me *64. Did you know two people can fit in my pants. I'll prove it. *63. Have it your way is my slogan too. *62. How about we play Carnival. You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight. *61. I'm a quarter Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? ***60. If I could re-write the alpha-bet I'd put "U" and "I" together. *59. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? *58. Am I happy to see you or is that a canoe in my pants? *57. I seemed to have misplaced my bed, can we share? 56. Your bed or mine. 55. If you come to my room I'll show the man of the house. 54. Hey your not a cop are you? 53. Want to ride my "Hog"? 52. I can make a shadow puppet of Florida without using my hands. *51. I have the "F", the "C" and the "K", all I need is "U". 50. Have you heard of nine inch nails? Okay have you done it with a nine inch male like me? *49. Nice clothes, They'll look better right next to my bed. 48. Why don't you come over to my house and we'll tape "Twin Peaks". 47. Why don't we just drop the bullshit and just do it. *46. Why don't we rent showgirls and you can show me some things of your own. 45. I can screw you like a light bulb, we'll turn around, and around and around until your stuck and I can't unscrew you. *44. Nice shoes, want to fuck? *43. I think I might need CPR because you just took my breath away *42. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? *41. Do you know what Mitsubishi means in Japanese? ME SO HORNY!!!! 40. I bet if the sun burned out today, we can still make some sparks. 39. After three thousand words I can give your tongue a tune-up. 38. I see you can read without moving your lips I like that in a woman *37. Guess what smells like a new car *36. Let's make like Nike ® and "Just Do it!" ***35. What, no hug? What, no kiss? What, no sex? ***34. I'm Like Albertsons I'm YOUR store. 33. It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean 32. Have you ever had your belly-button licked? ......From the inside. 31. I got the f,c,k,y,and the O all I need is the two of U. 30. (While sitting) And for christmas santa I want YOU! 29. i'm excited to see you if you don't believe me just put your hand in my pocket. 28. Hi let me introduce myself I am your new boyfriend ***27. Hi I'm milk, I'll do your body good. *26. Don't judge a book by it's cover let me take off my clothes first. 25. Damn this nymphomania! 24. Those clothes are very becoming on you. Of course if I was on you I would be cumming too. ***23. Are you lost? Because I have never seen an angel so far from heaven 22. If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Easter how about we get together between the holidays? 21. We speak the unspoken language 20. If I was in a wheelchair I bet you could make me feel from below the waist. 19. Hi Im YOUR NAME HERE and my friends call me NICK NAME HERE but you can call me "YOURS" ***18. I bet you a quarter that I can kiss you and you won't feel it. Darn I lost 17. Let's play house, you be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long 16. I'll bet that with the right person you could create a very demanding and pressing situation. ***15. Fuck me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me 14. I have Amnesia. If I forget tonite will you refresh my memory? next week 13. I seem to have forgotten how to undress. Can you show me how? 12. ¿ Que no abrazame? ¿ Que no Besame? ¿ Que no Chingame? What no hug? What no kiss? What no sex? 11. I hear that long distance relationships work out real well, so how about we go measue the distance between our bodies 10. Why buy the bull when you can sit on my horns for free 9. You, Me Nude beach I'll bring the lotion. 8. If I call you an angel will you treat me like a devil tonite? 7. There is a party in my pants, and you're invited. 6. I can shift your stick ( Used when Driving) 5. Do you mind if I lick your forehead ***4. Will you marry me? 3. (Lick your finger, then touch her shirt and yours) How about we get out of these wet clothes 2. How about we play "Army" I get on my back and you blow me to death 1. Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. 0. Pretty please with sugar on me. |
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Now that you know the Top one hundred bad pick-up-lines I have tried on women. And due to either charm and/or being desperate. Some of these lines have actually worked. The trick is the delivery. Here are the written directions to picking up women. 0. Be cool, confident and smooth, Before you can start picking up women you need to be sexy. Chant this Mantra " I am a sex machine." confidence is the key to being successful with the opposite sex. 1. Find a girl one with a sense of humor. 2. Put your arm around her if she's standing up, If she's sitting down sit on her lap, and put your arm around her. (Note: If your sitting on her lap don't ask about her sitting on your lap and talking about the first thing that pops up.) 3. Be cool, and confident still. And don't laugh try to be serious in picking up women. Being cocky sounding works effectively. 4. Tell her your pick-up-line. It's simple and make sure you say it correctly. 5. If your successful in picking her up you might have a temporary relationship. Congratulations you have become a Pimp-daddy-mack-sexobject-god's gift to women-master of love. |