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You watch DBZ too much when....

1. You try to grow your hair long, bleach it blond, then spike it up with gel like a SuperSaiyan.

2. You jump off a cliff thinking when you die you can go train at King Kai's planet.

3. At a public place, you open your hands and scream KameHameHa! at people passing by.

4. You try to power up anywhere then pick a fight with the biggest/strongest looking person in sight.

5. You let yourself get beat up thinking you'll become more powerful.

6. You say to your enemy "I'll get you for this kakarot!."

7.You change your name to Goku.

8. You talk out of one side of your mouth like Vegeta.

9. You shave your eyebrows off and dye your hair blonde screaming I've reached SS3!

10. You get up in front of a bunch of people and start doing the "fusion" dance.

11. You put an ear ring in your left ear and you tell your friend to put one in his right.

12. You get in front of your school and you try to wipe it out with Final Flash.

13. When you're asked your favorite song you say "Rock the Dragon!"

14. You actually build a Saiyan space pod.

15. You try to find all the Dragonballs.

16. You demand Japanese be taught at your school, when your principal says "no" you jump on the desk and start to use a KameHameHa.

17. You strap a piece of pink plastic to your eye and laugh at everybody telling them what weak power levels they have.

18. You name your cat "Korin" and give it a long staff and you yell "Start growin some sensu beans dammit!"

19. When you run around your house in your blue underwear yelling KameHameHa.

20. When you're asked what background are you from you say " Saiyan."

21. After school, you go out into the open and yell "Nimbus!"

22. You jump on the back of someone you hate and try to self destruct.

23. You cannot stand without crossing your arms.

24. You tell people "where is the gynue force, I want to fight them."

25. You melt down old piece of metal in an attempt to make Saiyan Armor.

26. You paint your skin green and glue antennas to your head to look like a Namek.

27. At a dance you stand in a dark corner with your arms crossed and a scowl on your face.

28. You go up to a fat guy and scream out MR. POPO!!!!

29. You eat all the food in the world but yet you still consider it a snack.

30. You get a outfit like Piccolo and say your his student.

31. When you see a fat guy you take a pizza, and throw it at him screaming "Distructo Disc!"

32. You actually try to cut the top half of your head off and but a plastic bowl over it.

33. You rip off your arm in a fight to re-grow it, but it ends up you're no Namek.

34. You go in your closet for a day and come out telling people you trained for a year.

35. You put little red bubble things on your hands and go up to somebody, and you put your hand on their arm saying "Now, I shall take all your power."

36. All you can think about is food and DBZ.

37. You throw a sword up in the air to try to catch it in your holster buy moving your back a little to the right, but it ends up slicing your head off.

38. You stand on top of a store on a sunny day and scream out Solar Flare

39. You say to a girl "Go to the Dance with me woman or I'll blast your head off !"
then she says no , you say FINAL FLASH!!!!, then shes says fine don't kill me.

40. When your Computer Freezes you say "Damn you freeza!!"

41. You shave your friends head bald and put 6 dots on it.

42. You spend all day trying to do a Kamehameha.

43. You buy a lizard you name it Cell you let it out side and say "Go absorbe your androids ."

44. You grow your hair long, bleach it blond, then spike it up, take lots of steroids and starts screaming saying " I've reached Ultra Super Saiyan "

45. You go to a wrestling ring insault the biggest wrestler,start screaming in a stupid attemp to charge up and say "C'Mon hit me with some weapons or something."

46. You buy beans and tell everyone you got sensu beanes.

47. You make a tournament and call it "The Cell Games ."

48. You tell your enemy your power level is 5,000,000 to avoid being beat up.

49. You wrap a towl around your head and try to act like Piccolo.

50. You try to power up in the middle of class during an exam.

51. You tell your mom your quiting school for 10 days because your training for The cell Games.

52. You only answer people when addressed as Goku.

53. You've been wearing the same Dragon Ball Z t-shirt for the last 6 days in a row.

54. You conquer a small country and make Akira Toriyama your second in command, and all the characters form DBZ your advisors.

55. You start wearing weighted clothing to increase your power level.

56. When faced with a problem, you wonder what Trunks would do, then you do just that.

57. You try to do a fusion with your best friend, but only end up with a headache.

58. You name your son Gohan and have him genetically altered so he has a tail (or at least plan to).

59. You avoid the full moon for fear of turning into an oozaru and destroying all your cool DBZ stuff (although causing mass devaststion in your town would be cool!).

60. You see a grossly over-weight plump guy and call him Majin Buu.

61. You actually read your own fanfic!

62. Next time you come across a frog you're sure you'll say "Hi, Ginyu!"

63. You're in your thirties and still contemplating on keeping 2 full sets of the DB manga - one set from each publisher!

64. You're gay and have a crush on Future Trunks or Normal Goku.

65. You scream on hearing that a DBZ episode is postponed to the following week owing to a beauty contest or indeed any other stuff.

66. You find Perfect Cell wearing quite a handsome face!

67. A cat reminds you of Karin.

68. A lizard/chameleon reminds you of Furiza.

69. An African reminds you of Mr. Popo.

70. You *KNOW* your addicted and you won't admit it, but you dream of hanging out with DBZ Characters, even on dates.
71. When you have a crush on one of the protagonists.

72. When you yell "baka!" to your anoying little brother or sister.

73. When you check out DB pages on the net every day or every other day.

74. When you don't do you homework and instead see DB or write your Fanfic.

75. When you print all the DB drawings you can and keep them in a safe vault together with your most valued possesion (your Fanfic, you DB drawings and posters, your DB toys) etc.

76. When you call by mistake a family member or your best friend by a Dragon Ball character.

77. When you have "erotic" dreams with your favorite character.

78. When you wake up in the middle of the night with a nightmare that your favorite character was defeated.

79. When your best dream is being saved by your DB crush.

80. When someone asks you what is the first word that comes to your mind you answer "Dragon Ball".

81.You run around the house screaming KAMEAMEHA!! for no obvious reason.

82.You dress up like a DBZ character for Halloween.

83.You dress up like a DBZ character for no reason at all.

84.You take your DBZ action figures(and your dad's video camera)and make your own episodes.

85.You spray paint a DBZ character on the side of your house.

86.You catch yourself thinking what would happen if Goku or another character showed up at school.
87. When people ask you, "Why'd you go into martial arts?" you reply, "Because one day I'll beat that lousey third class Saiya-jin!"

88. Lima and kidney beans remind you of senzu seeds.

89. You print out summeries of the manga and use them for making sure your 20 fanfics fit into the series fairly well. =)

90. You try to grow senzu seeds.

91. You spend 7 hours trying to focus your ki to enable you to either fly or make an energy ball.

92. You spend the next three hours trying to find if you have any ki at all.

93. You make up a character and place him/her in every DBZ timeline/alternate universe you can.

94. You take sewing lessons just to make yourself a gi that looks exactly like Goku's or Piccilo's (and that's after you try to conjure them out of thin air first).

95. You find yourself learning katakana faster by memorizing how the Dragonball characters' names are spelled in katakana.

96. You spend a good half hour looking up names in the phone book like, Son, and Briefs. And when by chance you do come across one, you immediately call them up and ask for Goku, or Trunks, or whatever personage my reside at under that name

97. You try to find the Capsule Corp phone number, but the closets you get is Capsone Healing Hypnotherapy

98. You spend hours trying to teleport, but all you end up with is two finger marks imprinted on your forehead.

99. You're looking for a car and one of the first questions you ask the dealer is, "Do you have anything by Capsule Corp?"

100. When making a grilled cheese sandwich, you accidentally call the artificial cheese Vegeta instead of Velveeta

101. Actually walk around school on Halloween in a Goku gi made by your friend who works at a karate studio (blond hair dye and all) and get recognized by students.

102. Convince your firned to make a Cell Era Gohan costume for Halloween so you don't look stupid by yourself.

103. While playing pool, you take the cue and call it Goku's staff and threaten to beat your opponents.

104. Have half of a broken pair of goggles from a science lab your friend gave you and make a scouter out of it.

105. Make a scouter out of an old pair of headphones and blue, transparent plastic.

106. You stay up until 11:00 PM on a school night just so you can finish watching the Cell Saga.

107. You and a friend come up with a fusion name for the two of you (a normal form and a "earing" form)

108. You create a picture of it on your comp.

109. In an empty field, you scream out NIMBUS and you are dissapointed when nothing happens.

110. You think you DID see something come for you.

111. You draw a version of yourself in Super Sayain form on the cover for your Histroy notebook.
112. You've printed all our DBZ pics from the internet and spent 5 hours cutting them and pasting them to poster board. (mind you this takes up the whole east wall)

113. You've jumped from a diving board for 3 hours trying to learn to fly.

114. You learned how to fly (well, not really, but you got so sick the world seemed awfully distant).

115. You've phonetically memorized all our DBZ mp2's even though you don't speak a word of Japanese.

116. You've driven to Boston (from Albany) just to get a DBZ comic a vacationing friend said he saw at a comic store.

117. In choir you heard a familiar rhythm and 2 of you broke out into Hikari no will Power.

118. You stand in front of the TV's speakers and attempt to block out the sound waves coming from the kitchen while recording the DBZ opening theme song.

119. You record whole episodes of DBZ onto a cassette tape so that you can listen to Vegeta's/Trunks' sexy voice while sleeping, on your way to school, in your car...

120. In your answering machine there's the Japanese voice of Gohan telling: I'm not in home, but you can left your message after the tone. PIIII (in Japanese, of course)

121. You lose your "powers" because you don't watch DBZ in one week.

122. You go to a publisher, to publish your fanfic.

123. You make your own manga, with the special starring of the DBZ gang.

124. You "wake up" your ki, because someone tells you: DBZ sucks!!!

125. You download all the midis and realplayer music that are about Dragonball.

126. Your role model/inspiration is either Goku, Vegeta, Gohan or Trunks… or a real strong bad guy.

127. You memorize DBZ songs in Japanese due to excessive watching.

128. You look in the mirror and do power up poses and a shout to go with it if no one's home.

129. You have a Super Nintendo and get all the DBZ fighting games.

130. You get the DBZ RPG and finish them without understanding it.

131.You are in a class and suddenly think you saw Future Trunks (or your fav. character) walking by.

132.Your friends look bored whenever you talk about DBZ, because you've been talking about it all the time.

133.You get totally bummed, for your favorite DBZ character isn't real, but you have High Hopes that they are.

134.You spend your time staring at a group picture of DBZ ppl and wish that you were squeezed in there between Gohan and Future Trunks.

135. You sit on your bed and practice talking like Vegita until your throat goes raw.

136. You try to convince all your friends that you're Akira Toriyama and that your best friend is your bodyguard.

137. You're in gym class when you think you're about to die when, you suddenly think 'would Trunks stop?' and force yourself to keep going...

138. When your mother tells you to eat all your vegetables, you scream at her for committing high treason and say she's being cruel to Saiya-jin royalty

139. When someone insults you, you threaten to send them to the next dimension!

140. You sit for 3 hours and watch a Backstreet Boys concert on much music because your convinced Nick Carter is really Trunks but then you think of how much of an insult that is and promptly change the channel.

141. Your entire room is painted purple and has a major DBZ mural (hand painted by yourself) running on the walls.

142. You have permanent frown creases on your forehead and cannot stand without crossing your arms.

143. You scare your friends by telling them you're going to tattoo a Majin M on your forehead.

144. You find yourself comparing every guy/girl you see to your DBZ crush and find nobody worthy enough to date then waste away the rest of your life watching DBZ reruns and playing with your figurines. (not that this is a bad thing)

145. When babysitting, you suggest that you and the kids play 'Saiya-jins and Androids' instead of Cowboys and Indians.

146. You stitch a Capsule Corp. logo to your jacket sleeve.

147. You go out and buy 300 bottles of styling gel and 40 bottles of moose trying to style your hair like Goku's or Vegita's.

148. You wish you were a witch because they can fly through electrical storms to get the hair style they want.

149. You're lying in bed, wake up and decide you suddenly want to go to Vegittasei then pack up your things, then suddenly realize its impossible and go back to sleep, putting yourself into an amazing funk, and don't come out of your room for three days.

150. You're involved in more than 4 DB/Z/GT RPGs.

151. You refer to yourself as your RPG character daily.

152. You argue with your friends on who has a higher ki.

153.Your parents can't remember your friend's names so you tell them to refer to them as their favorite DBZ character.

154. You write DBZ everywhere: Home Work, math books, shoes, clothes, etc.

155. You name your pets after the DBZ character that suites them the best.

156. You tell people who bug "Don't make get up and turn SS4."

157. You freak out the people who bug or they begin to laugh.

158. You attempt to turn Super Saiya-jin, but become frustrated because your hair is not turning gold.

159. You refer to Akira Toriyama as a God.

160. You set up a shrine in your room for every DBZ thing you own and surround it with candles.

161. You convince your self you're either Shenlon or Kami when ever your friend has a problem and asks for advice (hey works for me).

162. You keep finding yourself thinking up cool new merchandise and new T-shirt designs in Art class.

163. You've memorized all the Ginyu Force poses and do them along with the series or movie.

164. You sing "I love mister Piccolo" along with Gohan in THE WORLDS STRONGEST.

165.You and your friends and any other DBZ fans take Chi-Gong.

166. Your pet name is Chrome Dome (Krillin), and you like it too. :)

167. You've made up 5 names if you mixed Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin.

168. Your new name is Vegilin when you friend lets you wear their beloved DBZ freak nametag (Vegeta+Krillin).

169. You dress as Chou-zu for Halloween because you look similar.

170. You call your Vegeta-loving friend "Vegetable" daily just to see those veins pop out of her head as she screams at you "I'm not PRODUCE!!"
171. Whenever a strong wind hits you, you sneer and say "Is that it?"

172. Whenever someone pisses you off, you crouch down and try to gather enough ki to get medievel on his/her booty

173. You get your face kicked in when you try it.

174. You keep a DBZ card in your wallet and when people ask for your ID, you point to it.

175. You keep a card of the entire Son Family and refer to it as the family portrait

176. Whenever someone asks what you need to survive, you say "Food, shelter, and Dragon Ball"

177. You learn how to write the first kanji to your fav. character's name and write it wherever you can.

178. All of your screen names and e-mail addresses have the name Gohan embedded somewhere

179. You dye your hair blond and get green contacts for special occasions

180. The walls in your room show no sign of being walls. They are covered by DB/Z/GT posters.

181. You have DB/Z/GT wall scrolls covering some posters

182. EVERY single folder in your computer has a different DB picture in the background

183. You make up a song about Vegeta and sing for two hours just to make your "currently hating DBZ" friend mad.

184. Your heart rate rises when you see "Vegetable" posted on a wall in Canada then sulk for an hour realizing Vegeta isn't real but get happier when you tell yourself there's always a chance.185. You read this list and relize that you match most of these.

186. You say "Thank Kami" rather than "Thank God" when somthing bad dosn't happen.

187. If you're a girl you keep a pic of Goku/Vegeta/ Trunks in you're pocket- at all times.

188. You kiss it when no one's looking.

189. If you're a boy it's a pic of Launch or Bulma.

190. If you're a boy, you fantasize that your girlfreind is Bulma/Launch/Chi-Chi.

191. If you're a girl, you fantasize that your boyfreind is Goku/Vegeta/Trunks.

192. Your pet name for your bf is Goku/Vegeta, and he calls u Chi-Chi/Bulma, or vise-versa.

193. You yell your head off if the cable is down during the normal time DBZ is on. *person writing this looks at clock and
curses cable company*

194. When you first get some silly-putty you instantly mold it into a Dragon Ball.

195. You wonder why you didn't think of that.

196. When you have a birthday party for a little kid, instead of a treasure hunt, you have a Dragon Ball hunt.

197. You find all 7 and yell "WHERE THE HECK IS SHENLONG?"

198. You wish to Kami that you had a Sayian tail.

199. You get p'd off when you wake up and your wish wasn't granted.

200. You refer to your older brother as Trunks if you're a girl, Gohan if you're a boy.

201. You refer to your little sister as Bra and your little brother as Goten.

202. When someone makes you mad, your still nonexistant tail (blast Kami where is it?) fluffs and waves around before settling back around your waist.

203. You finally catch the drift that Kami won't give you that tail, and glue a fake one to your bottom

204. You threaten your baby sister with a Kamehameha when she steals your silly-putty Dragon Ball.

205. You actually go through with the Kamehameah threat...

206. ...and when nothing happens you think, "Nuts she blocked it."

207. You break your neck trying to fly and insist on being put in a rejuvination tank.

208. You're at a sci-fi conventoin and when asked what's the greatest race in the galaxy you instantly reply "The Sayins, no duh!"

209. You think your baby sister has gone SSJ because she has blond hair and green eyes while everyone else in the family has brown hair and brown eyes.

210. You get your allowance and instantly head to the nearest comic store for the latest DB/Z/GT comic or wall scroll.

211. You become nervous and grab protectively at the spot where your tail STILL isn't.

212. You cry every time Goku/Tien/Yamcha/Piccolo/Chowzu dies.

213. While sleep walking you throw your sister's watch in the road because you thought it was a hoi-poi capsule.

214. You then sit on the watch and try to drive it to the store to buy more Dragon Ball comics/srolls.

215. You want to go to shape-shifting school like Puar and Oolong...

216. ...and so do your freinds and family.

217. You get annoyed because they don't sell senzu's in the produce section.

218. You go to a Japanese restaurant and get extremly p'd that they don't have any senzu beans.

219. You make a list of all the DBZ things that could beat up Sailor Moon.

220. You watch other Japanese cartoons in hopes that a DBZ character will be in it for even just a second.

221. You wake up in the ER and wonder why your not in a rejuvination tank.

222. The doctors at the ER know u as "That DBZ Freak."

223. You wonder y yer cat dosn't talk to, even though he looks just like Koran.

224. You write a follow up to your "addicted to DBZ" entry...

225. ...the very next day.

226. When in the shower, you shampoo your hair into a shape much like Goku's or Vegeta's.

227. If u have a " Trunks Cut" but you're tired of that, you wonder how long it will be till you can put your hair up like Chi-Chi's.

228. You can't remember what your life was like before DBZ.

229.You gather yellow koosh balls and paint red stars on them.

230. Everything you own has somthing from DBZ on it.

231. You read descriptoins of all the shows 'cause the cable is still out.

232. Even when you don't have a watch you know the second it's 5:00 and rush to yer TV, only to remember your cable's out.

233. You hear the words "A week at camp" and instantly try to figure out how much DBZ you'll miss and how you can get someone to record it for you.

234. You know all the characters by name, can tell someone else the complete history of each character, and you know who does the voices for each.

235. You're parents have forced you to go into therapy because they feel your obsession w/ DBZ is "Just not healthy."

236. You cry when your little brother succeeds in buying more DBZ stuff than you and swear to pass him up.

237. You go AWWWWW....... every time you see a clip of Vegeta hugging Trunks before he sacrifices himself.

238. You want to marry the chubby old man/woman who works at your comic store because they let only YOU do layaway on DBZ merchandise when you're out of money.

239. You eat all of the foods that the bad guys are named after...except the vegetables for fear of a big bang attack causing your innards to ruin mommy's clean kitchen.

240. You and your best DBZ friend spend hours online trying to find pictures of all the fusion poses so you can try it out.

241. You find a great pic of your fave DBZ hotty, spend 20 minutes drooling over it, then get your friends over so they can drool over it too, then you find a color printer so you can print it out and put it in your room.

242. You realize that no one's made any cuddly DBZ character dolls so you go out to WalMart with your best friend, get all sorts of material and paterns and stuff, then spend hours making your own.

243. When you finish making the dolls you sleep with them every night.

244. One of the happiest moments in your life was finding a huge poster of just your fave DBZ char.

245. Another very happy moment was the time you drew the perfect picture of a character from your fanfic.

246. You spend hours on the phone with your friends discussing DBZ ideas.

247. You do an article in the school newspaper about anime in hopes of finding at least a few other people who know about DBZ.
248. You go out and buy the now non-existant Sega Saturn, just because you see two games for it.

249. You accualy import the two games from Japan and beat both of them, without understanding a word said and can't translate the instruction manual.

250. You join a DBZ Role Play game on the web and pray that one of the people on there really is Goku or Trunks.

251. You've seen every episode and know each one word for word.

252. You can't wait for September, not because of school, or getting driver's license...nooo...you can't wait because of the new DBZ episodes airing.

253. You incorporae yourself in every episode and into the story line.

254. You spend 2 to 3 hours doodling because you can't seem to draw Goku's Super Saiyan hair 'just the right way.'
255. You hear the toilet flush and you think piccolo just said "MAKANKOSAPPOU!!!"

256. You address your dad as Mr. Popo.

257. You tell your friends you can train them to become a Super-Saiyen.

258. You buy $100 swords just to be like Trunks.

259. When your mom tells you to eat you carrots you refuse to because it sounds to much like Kakarot.

260. During a fight you scream "Kaio-ken!" at the top of you lungs.

261.You beat the crap outta someone if they say dbz sucks (male or female).

262. You break a date if DBZ is on during it.

263. When dbz ends you start to cry.

264. If someone dies on DBZ you demand that services be held.

265. After you print a dbz pic you frame it and hang it on your room.
266. You display some of you're 2" figures on your desk at work.

267. You lay in bed staring at your fave character and start to daydream about them.

268. You've gotten your dad into it and when you get something new of DBZ he always asks "Is that for me?"

269. You get Goku put on the back window of your car, that's in the tint...

270. You and your dad yell at your mom when she interrupts a DBZ episode.

271. You go to a comic/anime convetion and go crazy when you see tons of DBZ stuff.

272. You've gotten two 7 yr. olds into DBZ in your neighborhood.

273. When you get tried of training, but can't stop quite yet, you think of how the Z soldiers never gave up in their training and keep going.

274. When you go to your 1st martial arts tournament, you'll be day-dreaming that all the DBZ characters will be there.

275. When you see some one at the mall wearing a DBZ t-shirt, you get the urge to go up and talk to them.

276. Your boyfriend calls you "his little Vegeta" since you get pissed off a lot and like to fight.

277. You plan to have your whole apartment in a DBZ theme when you move out.
278. You work at Cartoon Network and actually watch what's on the air.

279. You work at CTN and wonder why we can show `em uncut on the Brazil feed, but not the US one.

280. You're 35yr old...and buy a DBZ t-shirt on eBay.

281. When stuck in rush hour traffic, you find yourself focusing your ki and screaming, "...kayo-ken...TIMES FOUR!!!!..."

282. You're suprised that it won't actually explode the car in front of you.

283. The only reason you hate Vegita is that he stole Bulma from you.

284. You start calling the 10hr. car trip back home the "Snake Way".

286. You buy Iron-on Paper and cover your pillowcase with your favorite Character.

287. You have a crush on a character and ask your sister, brother, etc. if they think the character will go for you.

288. You draw your own pictures of DBZ and fame them and put them on your wall.

289. Own a book of DBZ fanfic that you find on the web.

290. Invite all your friends over for a DBZ Party and host the party dressed as your favorite character.

291. As you are in bed play DBZ with your sibblings (on the top bunk) and change your voice to sound as the characters you chose.

292. You paint your favorite character on DBZ on all the white shirts you own.

293. You carry a bottle of bright yellow hair color so you can go Super Saiya-jin if you have to.

294. You think that you are the Saiyan Princess and wish that Vegeta will come to take you back to your rightful home.

295. You think you are Goku's little sister who just happens to be more powerful than he.

296. You made your own potarra earings and exchange them with your best friend.

297. You think and act like Vegeta, and your parents send you to a mental home.

298. Going to a mental home won't do any good.

299. You're a girl and your mother asks you what pretty design you want for your bed covers, you shout "Dragonball Z isn't supposed to be pretty!!"

300. You're terrified to dress or act exactly like your fav DBZ character because they will destroy you.

301. You are a Vegeta fan and your best friend's a Goku fan, and the two of you pound each other regularly.

302. You swear you keep sensing Vegeta or Goku or Piccolo or somebody around.

303. You continually sneak out of your house well past midnight just to go trade printed DBZ images with your best friend.

304. You white out your name on the birth certificate and change it to your favorite character's.

305. After getting ragingly furious after someone insulted your hair, you go SSJ and beat him to death.

306. You inform everyone that you'll destroy them.

307. You actually do.

308. They put you in a padded room.

309. Your ki dramatically increases from bouncing off the walls.

310. You are buried with all your DBZ memorabila.

311. You wonder if you'll meet all the characters up in heaven.

312. You throw a fit when your DBZ memorabila doesn't come to heaven with you.

313. You're thrown out of hell for being too annoying because it's not there either.

314. You make up new poses for the Ginyu Force to do.

315. You complain at your high/middle/elementary school when you don't get to watch DBZ in anime club.

316. You really do go to school dressed as a DBZ character and people refer to you as their name.

317. You dance around the house when you actually get your fansubs.

318. You write a fanfic about the Ginyu fore and Freeza all returning.

319. You have threaten bodily harm when someone said DBZ sucks, but was forced to stop choking them when your Algebra 2 teacher walked in the room.

320. You've written DBZ oriented information inside a Physics text book when your teacher said you could decorate a page he did not like.

321. You find yourself hoping Vegeta is your long lost uncle, and you're really a Sayain.

322. You tell the love of your life that you have dibs on them in Japanese.

323. When you want your friends little bro to get off the trampoline you jump around & scream " Frieza,Frieza, Frieza!"

324. You & all your friends refer to each other as DBZ characters.

325. You think you ARE a DBZ character.

326. You make a pact with your friend to name your children after DBZ characters (& mean it).

327. When someone makes you mad you turn around & say "Kamehameha!"

328. Over half your time on the internet is spent on a DBZ chatroom.

329. You fell off the couch when you saw Gokou was going to be a Super Saiyan.

330. You threaten to sue Cartoon Network when they cancel the Midnight Run to show a Scooby Doo marathon.

331. You strangle your little sis when she interrupts a DBZ episode.
332. You are in every one of your own dbz fan-fics.

333. Your fav character hugs you and tells you he(she) loves you in every one of your fan-fics.

334. You choose to ignore the fact that your favorite character is married/has no gender. (Piccolo Piccolo Piccolo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

335. You cry because your fav character is married/has no gender.

336. When your sick, you send you mother to karin tower to get sensu seeds.

337. You also ask her to get you Dende's phone number.

338. You just can't get that electric shock look to your hair with gel, so you lick a wall outlet.

339. You wish Vegita would finaly give up, kill Bulma, and marry you.

340. You paint you mothers tuperware purple and glue it to your head and shoulders in hopes that people will confuse you with freiza worship you

341. You dress as Gohan and put your self in danger so that Piccolo will save you.

342. It works.

343. You now spend all day training with Piccolo, for when the saiya-jins come because you're too afraid to tell him you're NOT Gohan.

344. You glue a cat to your shoulder, in hopes that it will help you be able to build a ship capable of taking you to namek.

345. You build your Vegita doll a ship with 2 egg shells, then blast him off to adventure.

346. When you play dodge ball, people wonder why you keep screaming Kame-hame-ah.

347. You and your freind argued for 3 hours over freiza's gender. But then you heard Piccolo call Freiza "him" so you agree with your freind now.

348. Vegita was not crying, his eyes were sweating. Vegita was not crying, his eyes were sweating. Vegita was not crying...............

349. They do not have plush Choutzu/Puar/Dende dolls at Wallmart..........

350. Wallmart will not get these dolls even if you theaten to blast them all in to the next dimention....

351. You still canot do a solar flare even if you glue a goggly eye to your forhead and carry around you little sister's doll.

352. You steal 7 basketball's from gym class and try to summon the dragon so you can wish for a Plush Puar/Choutzu/Dende Doll.

353. You use water colors on your hair and skin to see if you can fool Piccolo/Dende/Nail in to beliving there ARE female Namakians.

354. It works.

355. You are now called Mrs. Daiamio.

356. You spend five straight days online arguing with someone who hates your favorite character.

357. You care whether SSJ3 Goku or SSJ3Gotenks are stronger.

358. You laugh when someone says they like Sailor Moon better than Dragonball Z.

359. You have thirty DB/DBZ/DBGT sites bookmarked.

360. You make up a character for DBZ, and write fan-fics about you and your DBZ crush, even if the character is already married or has a girlfriend/boyfriend.

361. Your friends (who have taken DBZ nicknames with you) are Chao-zu, Yajerobe, Pu'ar, Nail, and Bulma.

362. You take one of the character's philosophies (example, Vegeta: "You cannot beat me, you pathetic weakling!" or Piccolo: "Stop that sentimental crap!").

363. You promise seven fan-fics to different sites and then work all night trying to finish them.

364. You and your friends get into many arguments about the best character in DBZ.

365. You know the "I love Mr. Piccolo" song, even though you've never heard or seen it.

366. When you have read the list of reason for "How to know your addicted to DBZ" more then five times....in a row...

367. You go around trying to fuse with all your friends (if you have any).

368. You end up getting someone's phone number (O_o).

369. You take your little brother all the way out to the desert and leave him there for survival training.

370. He comes back with a power level higher than yours.

371. You sacrifice yourself to save him from the beam of a flashlight.

372. You injure yourself, and go around asking little kids to heal you, over and over again.

373. You have sibling rivalry with musical instruments.
374. You set your action figure(s) on your nightstand at night so they can "protect" you.

375. You carry your favorite action figure in your pocket during school, even if you get caught with Trunks' sword, you'll be suspended for carrying a weapon.

376. You make a scrapbook of your favorite character and respectfuly add other characters, even if they suck.

377. You talk to your action figure(s), even at your church group every Wednsday.

378. You refer your favorite action figure as your "Little friend".

379. You wonder why you bother to go to school, when you could be pretending to be sick and watching reruns of DBZ.

380. Girls- You attract guys by bringing DBZ stuff to school and casually sporting your knowledge.

381. Guys- You're determined to train to look like a DBZ guy to attract girls.

382. Your so called "lucky" Trunks action figure made you get an A on your math test.

383. You talk about adventures and conversations you and the DBZ gang had.

384. You consider the DBZ characters "your" children and write fanifcs where you make them happy.

385. You "personalize" a DBZ character.

386. You go to conventions dressed as obscure DBZ characters because you feel sorry for them.

387. You talk about dates or break ups you had with a character with a friend who simply doesn't care.

388. Your friend gives you a dollar to shut up.

389. You read this list to see if it contains your feedback.

390. You give your DBZ characters nick names that they would probably hate if they were real.

391. You and your friends start to make up your own attacks using only vegetables.

392. You and your friends start to run around screaming kamehamaha at each other.

393. You're 25 years old and you just found out that your favorite dbz character isn't real.

394. Your teacher asks you if you did your home work and you just stand there for a minute then scream kamehamaha then you answer no

395. You put football pads on and run around saying your a Saiyin because you have Saiyin armor.

396. You start saying you're a Super Saiyin just because you have blonde hair.

397. You get inside a big ball and close your self inside it and start telling people that you're in a Saiyin space pod.

398. You take the tail off a raccoon hat and glue it to your pants and say your a Saiyin.

399. You jump off the roof trying to fly for three hours then break your leg, but you still haven't figured out yet that it's impossible.

400. Your little brother does not stop talking during the Dragonball Z movie marathon, so you threaten to send him to the other dimension.

401. You do send him to anither dimension.

402. You call your hall closet the other dimnsion.

403. You and your best friend make up new attacks to try out on your IPS teacher.

404. Your fav shirt is the one with ONLY Vegeta on it. (Whoo hoo! I have it!)

405. Your christmas list has only 'DBZ stuff' written on it.

406. Your Tae Kwon Do instruncter says "Power isn't the best way to go," but you totally disagree since Vegeta said, "It's a strong mans' world"

407. You're doing this when you're supposed to take a shower and sleep.

408. You dream about your favorite character, you, and a bedroom.

409. You pretend you are a DBZ character at times(as in... you know, the attacks and stuff) and get immedietly embarrassed when someone catches you.

410. You're eager to fight Vegeta(or fav. character), even if you would loose and probably die because... well, they're your favorite character!

411. You end up making fake pics of your favorite character eating (or whatever) your least favorite character(in my case, Vegeta eating Goku...)

412. You think up stuff for a DBZ movie and act out the parts.

413. You try to talk like your fav. Z warrior and when you can't, you let loose a stream of cussing.

414. If your fave character is a Saiyajin, you act like a Saiyajin.

415. If your fave character is Choutzu, you act like a mime.

416. You become really mad when they interrupt DBZ for a freaking News Flash or something and want to blow them up...

417. ...And take a final flash, burning attack, Kamehameha, Kamayamaya, etc. pose(aiming at the TV) and shout it...

418. ...And the screen starts to get fuzzy because something happened to the camera(this happened to me, really).

419. You become immedietly awake when someone says a character/item special to DBZ.

420. You're still working on this list when you're supposed to be a asleep and you hear your mom coming in the driveway/ringing the doorbell/knocking on the door.
421. You call Vegeta "Otousan!"

422. Bra doesn't strike you as an odd thing to name your children.

423. You have Head Cha-La on your computer in 4 different languages.

424. You can play "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku" on both the piano and clarinet.

425. You don't speak a word of Japanese, but you know the lyrics to all the DBZ songs.

426. You've re-written "Piccolo-san Daisuki" with Spanish lyrics about yourself and your sister.

427. You own a pair of blue "Piccolo pants."

428. You've pondered Piccolo's cellular resperation formula (Photosynthesis!)

429. People refer to you as "Ma Junior" at school.

430. You've written DBZ fanfics more than 15 pages long.

431. You have over 10 DBZ related e-mail addresses/screen names.

432. Your parents understand the DBZ plot.

433. You ask the doctor if there's a way you can alter your genes so your kids'll have tails.

434. You explain DBZ to your friends at lunch, every day.

435. You've taught someone the Fusion Dance and tried to fuse. (It doesn't work! There's nothing left to believe in!)

436. You swear you saw Gokou hanging out behind your school.

437. You worship Dr. Brief's cat-thing.

438. You've ever posted at Alt.fan.dragonball.org

439. Your DBZ fanart looks like the real thing.

440. You learn to drive just like Gokou. EXACTLY like Gokou.

441. You fantasize daily about your favorite character coming to school with you.

442. You have no DBZ-loving friends, but everyday you remind them that "I'll get you hooked....you'll see..." then trail off into evil laughter.

443. At your birthday party you force all the guests to watch DBZ with you. ("It's my BIRTHDAY! YOU HAVE TOO!)

444. Your nickname is "Piccolo-girl."

445. Piccolo is your invisible friend. (He comes to school with me EVERY DAY!)

446. You are against lists like these, because "THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MUCH!"

447. All your DBZ figures gaurd your room, and you scream whenever one of them gets knocked over.

448. You tape all the spanish AND english dub episodes.

449. The only reason you start babysitting is because you just don't have enough DBZ related junk.

450. You immediately love it, because the kids you babysit are awed by your DBZ knowledge.

451. They beg you to come back and trade cards with them.

452. You don't leave them alone until they fork over that *perfect* imported Piccolo card.....

453. Your parents can finish your DBZ quotes. "Mr. Piccolo is...." "...not a bad man!"

454. You wish your brother would dye his hair purple- He'd look just like chibi-Trunks!

455. You take kickboxing lessons in hope of raising your Ki.

456. It works! (WOOHOO!)

457. You picture Freezer's face on the punching bag and start screaming at it as you punch.

458. Your friend tells you to picture someone you hate, you imagine Nappa bringing Piccolo down, and the next thing you know your friend is on the floor swearing and you're standing over her, laughing and mumbling about revenge.

459. You get into a huge argument with a non-DBZ-loving friend, tell her she is "Ignorant and unenlightened," then huffily go back to drawing pictures of your favorite character with you at school.

460. You shy away from refrigerators....After all, they work with Freezers.

461. You know what "Dakedo Piccolo warau to sekushi yo!" means.

462. You really want a Super Saiyan hairstyle, but you're disappointed that barbershops never heard of it.

463. You insist that your friend beat you to near-death so that you'll become stronger.

464. You shave your head so your enemies can't grab your hair.

465. You say the six dots on your forehead are from an ironing accident, but everybody knows better.

466. You scream when you're in a fight, hoping your ki will scare your opponent away.

467. You're surprised that it doesn't work.

468. You insist that your power is hidden, just like Gohan's.

469. You grow your hair long, dye it yellow, and tie it up with yellow thread.

470. You get depressed when the thread falls out while taking a shower.

471. When this happens, you scream, "A Saiyan hairstyle can't be undone!"

472. You spend the next 3 weeks wondering what sort of weak human virus caused your hair to be undone.

473. You call Vegeta "my lord."

474. You call Bulma "my lady."

475. You glue green wire to your forehead and tell everyone you're a Namek.

476. You start believing it yourself.

477. You stop eating and only drink water because Nameks don't eat.

478. You complain at a resteraunt that theres not enough food for even 1 saiyan.

479. You scream when someone whistles because it hurts Nameks so much.

480. You try to go SSJ when someone gets you angry.

481. You grab a lightning rod in the hopes that your hairstyle will look like a Saiyan's because of it.

482. When you wake up from the coma 4 months later, you're disappointed that the doctors combed your hair back down.

483. Again, you start screaming that you must be sick because your hair's combed back down.

484. Now that you're in a hospital, you keep the patients up all night yelling for treatment of this strange sickness.

485. You believe that vegetables were named after the Saiyans.

486. You ask your friend to cut your face up with a sharp rock so that you can get "Yamcha scars."

487. You complain that there's no "DragoBall channel" (hey, I just got a great idea for a petition).

489. You go to a plastic surgeon to have a third eyeball placed in your forehead.

490. You believe that the little orange bouncy ball with all the red stars in it (you know, the one from the quarter machine) is a Dragon Ball that got packaged by mistake.

491. You spend eight years and $27,283.50 trying to find the other six.

492. Darn it, why won't this hair stay up???

493. You're sitting at home alone laughing laughing at this list so loudly that your neighbors call the cops

494. you start going out with a girl just because she looks like Videl.

495. You break up a week later because she beats you up..

496. You spend 10 hours trying to draw a good trunks picture

498. You invent an electric helmet and put in the market. Purpose: to style hair like a SSJ.

499. You don't put in the market, but you use on yourself to make those 400-some stuck-up people at school believe you've gone SSJ.

500. You think of paying for plastic surgery to have your face look exactly like your fave character, but decide against it because he might send you to the next dimension since he'd be the first one to find out, being your next-door neighbor.

501. You put a sign in front of your house that says: "Beware! The Great Saiyaman lives here."

502. You mold your Easter chocolates into DBZ/DBGT character's faces.

503. Your nickname for your martial arts teacher is either Kiaoshin or Mutenroshi.

504. On some weekends, when you're bored, you climb up your treehouse and shout, "I am the guardian of the Earth!"

505. You drink tons of coffee for a power up to cross Snake Way (which is really your front yard).

506. The first word your baby brother said was kamehameha (masenko/kiaken . . .) after hearing it so many times.

507. Your first word was kamehameha (masenko/kiaken).

508. You can answer any and every question about Dragon Ball Z to your friends.

509. You and your friends argue over who gets to marry Trunks.

510. You number things using the words "dragon ball "instead of numbers.

511. You cry when someone tells you that Dragon Ball Z is fake,then you start to do a KaMeHaMeHa.

512. You actually create a scouter.

513. You made a Vegeta Doll to sleep with.

514. You insist on changing your name to "underwear "so you can be close to Vegeta.

515. You look up into the air and you see two jet streams in the sky and you think there goes two Z team members going to a fight !!!!

516. You snap your pair of sunglasses in half and give one side to your friend and call him Nappa.

517. You've been in detention on many occasions for telling your teacher you're going to send them into the next dimension for giving you a bad grade.

518. In tough situations you think, what would vegeta do, which often gets you in trouble.

519. You have legally changed your name to your favorite DBZ characters name.

520. You call your girlfriend Bulma.

521. You no longer have a girlfriend because of that.

522. You name your dog nimbus just for the purpose of screaming out "NIMBUS!"

523. You own every single action figure and swear that if anyone touches it you"ll kill them.

524. You tell your mom that for dinner all you want is gohan(rice) and senzu beans.

525. You take seven oranges and draw stars on them and try to wish for immortality.

526. You believe the saiyin blood runs in you.

527. You go running around your whole house with your hands in the air beliving you can fly.

528. When someone challenges you to a fight you tell what a high power level you have and that they are stupid humans.

529. You write a book titled "DRAGONBALL RULES ALL."

530. when you are alone in your house you pretend you are fighting with one of the dbz characters and you act out every single thing.

531. You're going to Tokyo, and as soon as you get off the plane at Narita Airport there's a small space in the back of your mind saying, "Look for the Z senshi... Look for the Z senshi! Get their pictures!! Screw your luggage!! DO IT NOW!"

532. You find an old pale woman with a british accent and scare her off asking if she has a tail and a power level of 1 million.

533. Arabian clothing (turbans, baggy pants gathered at the ends) is no longer associated with Arabians in your mind because the only people you can think of that REALLY wear them are green asexual aliens.

534. One day you try catfish, and before trying it you look at it on your plate and say remorsely, "Kaio-sama..."

535. why doesn't Goku challenge The Rock.