Your name must be Daisy, cuz I have this incredible urge to plant you right here!

Your body's name must be Visa, becuase it's everywhere I want to be.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Just call me Milk, I'll do your body good.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you......

That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money?

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb -diggity.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

*my favorite* Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.