.tasteless song of the month.


       this will be updated....you guessed it...every month.  

           i am never going to run out of tasteless songs.


i'm ignoring the *most* tasteless thing anyone could ever do...
   cover "american pie".  i am limiting this strictly to things
     that are *amusing*.  


and on to this month's tasteless song....

'oh shit'
  by garth brooks

i went walking down a reno street, oh shit
i went walking down a reno street, oh shit
i went walking down a reno street,
two prostitutes was all i could meet
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

i took 'em home and we jumped into bed, oh shit
i took 'em home and we jumped into bed, oh shit
i took the kappas home and we jumped into bed
both them bitches went down and gave me head
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

we did it all night if you know what i mean, oh shit
we went all night if you know what i mean, oh shit
we went at it all night if you know what i mean
then i looked down and my pecker turned green
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

i went to the doctor the very next day, oh shit
i went to the doctor the very next day, oh shit
i went to the doctor the very next day
he said 'well, you're gonna have to look out who you're
gonna lay'
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

then he pulled out about a 12 inch long knife, oh shit
he pulled out this sonovabitch, clean white knife, oh shit.  oh shit.
he pulled out this big long 12 inch knife
and proceeded to cut off my love life
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

then in came a nurse with an ass like a tub, oh shit
in came a nurse with an ass like a tub, oh shit
in came a nurse with an ass like a tub
all i could was wiggle my stub
oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT!


      thank you and have a nice day.


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