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I've decided that instead of listing updates to the page,
I'm going to use this to list updates on my personal
life. I figure, no one ever looks at the updates page
anyway, so I can make it a journal if I want to.
4-16-00
Sorry, I kinda forgot about this for a few days. I can't
comment on other days either, cuz I forgot how I felt by now.
I'm fickle. Ya'll know that already. But today.....is sunday.
I finally got all my scholarship stuff taken care of. Jeez,
no one told me college was going to be work! I don't wanna go
if I have to do work to get there!
Color underwear: black.
4-11-00
I really really hate tuesdays.
4-10-00
Hmmm. Where to start. From the beginning. Woke up, dragged
myself to the bathroom, showered, got ready for school, went
to school, made copies of Jon's key to distribute randomly
(just in case he ever locks his in the car, of course!), came
home, went out, came home, went out, came home, went out, came
home, suffered major hunger pangs, ate, bothered the neighbor,
went to sleep. That's about it, except that the neighbor Jon
was nice to me, therefore making up for all the hair he ripped
off my arms with that goddammed duct tape.
color underwear: black.
webSmitty's note: I feel the need to point out that just
because I wear the same COLOR underwear
a lot, does NOT mean it is the same
UNDERWEAR. It just so happens that black
underwear matches everything and therefore
I have amassed a large collection of it.
4-9-00
My apologies to everyone I was supposed to do stuff with to-
day. I am a walking dead girl. I got maybe an hour and a
half of sleep last night (girl's night in!), so I'm not res-
ponsible for anything I do or say today. I just parked my car
in my driveway, turned it off and came in the house....but I
left the headlights on and the keys in it. You see? I told
you I'm not myself. Normally I would have at least remembered
the keys. Oh yeah, I stole the key to Jon's Ferarri yesterday
I'm making copies tomorrow and giving a bunch of them to un-
liscensed friends of mine. heh heh heh. I can't believe it's
only 3 pm.
color underwear: black.
4-8-00
Today was Kaleidoscope. I swear, when I walked into the art
room and saw hundreds of little children milling around my
works in progress I almost had a heart attack. I left after
only about a half hour cuz I just couldn't take the strain of
seeing my babies surrounded by so many dirty little fingers. I
shudder to think of what I'll find on Monday. After I left I
really didn't have anything to do. I ended up spending the
afternoon being smacked around in Jon's garage with my wrists
duct taped. He's the one who deserves to be hurt...he's the
one with the blue headlights, not me. As for nighttime....
girls' night in at my bro's apartment. Silly trusting fool.
color underwear: black.
4-7-00
I had no intention of going out tonight. Today school pretty
much sucked donkey dick and I was tired. Very tired. But my
friends made me. As I was driving down 128 there was an ass-
hole in an SUV with blinding blue headlights up my ass. It
took me a few seconds to do the mental equation that this was
obviously my neighbor, Jon. I know of no one else who is so
evil as to put blue headlights in an Explorer. Most people
have some form of compassion. Anyway, we pretty much followed
him for a little while. Not completely intentionally, par-
tially because we were too busy yelling things at him to notice
that we missed our exit. Then we played pool. I am an awesome
pool player. Color underwear: red.
4-6-00, later
Almost forgot. Color underwear: black.
4-6-00
Today is Thursday. Today my marketing teacher burst into the
art room where I was feverishly trying to work on my painting
so it will be ready when I need it, and started freaking out on
me. Apparently I was skipping his class. Of course I knew damn
well I was skipping his class and I was doing it because if I
am forced to choose between art and marketing, everyone knows
what it will be. I was like "look, the only person I'm cheating
is myself. If I miss the class time and I lose credit for it,
that's my problem and I'll have to work it out. But right now
THIS is my problem." And he was like "no! It's not fair! You
play by the rules!" What rules? GHS rules? In Gloucester High,
you can't even sign yourself out of school if you're 18. If
you want to go home sick, they have to call your parents. Then
one of your parents has to PICK YOU UP. If you want to be able
to drive home yourself, you have to go to the assistant pricipal
(if you can find either of them), and get them to sign a waiver
saying it's ok. Then, you have to go back to the nurse to get
the pass so you can leave. If I was really sick, I'd be dead by
then. And besides, it shouldn't be that involved once you're
over 18. There's no reason for it. This school sucks
sometimes. and I HATE marketing!
4-5-00
I had/have too much work to do today. My art teacher has it
in for me, I know it. She's always giving me these evil looks.
But she did give me a great idea today. Since so many people
have said they wanted to buy my faery painting, and since I
refuse to sell it, Ms. Kapp said she would help me out in get-
ting really nice reprints done to sell for $20 each. Yee Haw.
I'm hoping people will buy them, seeing as I've been offered
upwards of $1500 for the original.
Color underwear: white.
4-4-00, later.
Today still sucks. I'm beginning to sound like Emily, I know,
but today really blows. No, it sucks. My bad. But at least
I got to wear the body spray I bought yesterday. There's one
good thing. And I found my bracers from last year's ren faire,
so there's two good things. I'm going to sleep now.
Color underwear now: blue.
4-4-00
Today sucks. It's still relatively early, but it would
take a miracle to make today not suck. I don't like Tuesdays.
They're even worse than Monday. Tomorrow will be better, I
hope. Wednesday is Rach and my's day to get ice cream. Ice
cream solves everything. Color underwear today: purple.
4-3-00
I went prom dress shopping today. I am not looking forward
to the prom. It's just a big expense. I'm not even motivated
to find a dress, and when was the last time I didn't want to
buy clothes? I can't remember, that's how long ago it was.
color underwear: pink.
4-2-00
I spent most of the day at my neighbor's house. I threatened
to break into the house at night. I wonder if they changed
the locks when they moved in and if they didn't I wonder if I
should tell them that the former residents gave me a key.
Naw, I think I'll let them find out when whatever comes
to pass comes to pass. Mua ha ha ha ha ha! Color underwear
today: violet.
4-1-00
I feel like death. There is no way I'm going out tonight.
3-31-00
Wow, who knew a group of screaming teenage girls could have
fun at a karaoke bar? We butchered "Bohemian Rhapsody". I
feel like writing a letter to Queen to apologize. Yes, it was
that bad.
color underwear: black.
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