Katie Moore
Katie Moore
was born Billie Two-Socks on February 5, 1981 in the lower highland city of
Yoboki, Djibouti to Alphonse and Squantilla Gum. She grew up in the groundhog farming community with her
parents and nine brothers and sisters: Saskillawatch, Chewbacca, Shadow, Maime,
Pretty-Boy, Thermopolis, Can-opener, Emola and Harold.
At the age of fifteen, she decided to strike out on her own and traveled
to the nearby country of Ethiopia. There,
she achieved monumental success as an actress in Ethiopian Cinema under the
assumed name Frankie Numnum and can be remembered for her award-winning parts in
such films as Me and My Folding Chair, Don’t Eat That Jamilla Root!,
and The Gravy Boy Comes Home. After
her three-year stint in theater, she decided to move to America to try to make
it big in Hollywood. Unfortunately,
there was little need for actresses of her caliber at the time, so she was
forced to look for other work. After
several entrepreneurial failures including “The Frankie Numnum Board Game”
and selling bottled air, Katie withdrew from society and lived as a hermit
outside the town of Stinking Bay, Arkansas, eventually becoming a valued member
of the small community. It was
there that she became interested in the American Education System and decided to
attend college. Having no former
education, Katie surprised even herself by scoring a perfect 1600 on the SAT. With such a wide array of colleges clambering to have her as
a student, Katie chose Texas Tech University as it was the home of Mr. Billy I.
Ross (her role model since childhood). She
was immediately accepted and commenced her studies in “Fundamentals of
Groundhog Farming” and “Interpretive Dance”.
Shortly thereafter she officially changed her name to Katie Moore in an
effort to immerse herself in American society and received the keys to the city
of Lubbock. She has written a
best-selling novel, Hey! Hey! It’s Me! and has started a dance studio
for Djiboutian immigrants in the depot district of Lubbock.
She currently lives on campus and maintains a steady GPA of 4.5.
In her free time, Katie enjoys experimenting with cold fusion and finding
the cure for cancer.