One News, Friday 15th Nov ’02

Judy:  Finally tonight, a treat for fans of New Zealand music, our first look at the new music video by high-flying rock band Zed.  But this isn’t just any video, it boasts the hand of Hollywood and a star turn.  Rochelle Gillespie explains.

*Starlight vid plays*

RG *voiceover*:  Fans have waited 2 years, but finally the new Zed single is here
*cuts to shot of Zed at record company offices*
Nath:  It’s just a classic little love song isn’t it really
RG:  A love song with a lot going for it, it’s the lead song in the soundtrack for a new movie written, produced and starring Rob Shneider, who had a hit playing the male gigalo Deuce Bigalow *scene from movie*
RG:  His new flick The Hot Chick is tipped to be a success in the Christmas market
*cuts back to shot of Zed, and random shot of their hands*
Ben:  He specially requested that the song be put on, on his movie
RG:  And for that, the band got a Hollywood star in their music video
Nath:  It’s a role reversal film, where Rob and the lead actress – the hot chick – they swap places, and so when we did the video with Rob we actually did the same sort of thing, with Rob and myself
RG:  This is a quick trip home, then there’s the movie’s premiere to play at
Ben:  Back to Hollywood, hopefully play for some of the A-List…C-List
Age:  Don’t worry about that joke
Nath:  *leans over Age* Z-List ahahaha (lol Nath is so class)
RG:  Then it’s back to the studio, to finish a new album, out in the middle of next year
 

Sleazy Ben kept doing that hardcore starey thing to the reporter, which scares me coz she’s prob 35 with 2 kids.  Nath was wearing the grey T with red numbers, Ben the puffa vest, Andy dark blue (didn’t see him much coz he didn’t say anything *wow what a surprise*), and Age the eagle sweatshirt.  Falcon, eagle…yep one of those.


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