Chapter 2

Candy and Lori-Beth collapsed onto the couch behind him, slowly trying to regain their senses.  Bryan watched them in a fatherly kind of way - the first time he'd met Ronan he had felt exactly the same.  "Lucky I saw you girls, that evil midge might have had you by now", Bryan said as he bottlefed his baby.  "Have you met the other guys?"

Candy and Lori-Beth took in their surroundings.  Kian was perched on a designer stool in front of the mirror, gelling his fringe so that when he danced it all bounced at the same time. 

Mark was discussing the brick facing around his stove on his cellphone, and gave a distracted wave.

Nicky had left his electric razor in Shane's room, and was trying his luck with those cheapass slice-and-dice razors you can get in packs of 6 from the supermarket.    

But where was...?  Just at that moment, Shane walked out, wearing only a towel around his waist and an impish grin.  "Hi, I'm Shane", he said, as he walked over and shook Candy and Lori-Beth's hands.

"Hi, Lori-Beth", Lori-Beth sparkled as she introduced herself, shoving Candy in the ribs so she temporarily lost her breath.

"I'll just go put on a shirt and some gay pants, find my belt, and I'll be back", and with another flash of that impish grin Shane disappeared through a door at the back.

Just then there was a knock at the door, "Are Candy and Lori-Beth in there?" a voice yelled.     

Bryan looked at Candy and Lori-Beth and yelled back "Who wants to know?"

"It's Jon", the voice answered.  Bryan looked at Candy and Lori-Beth, who in turn looked at each other, and decided to go and see what Jon wanted.  After all, how harmful could Jon Corker be?  As Candy inched open the door she saw none other than Jon S-Club. 

"We paid you every single last penny", Lori-Beth, flustered, directed at the white-panted one.

"No, no, it's not about that...have you seen Thomas?" Jon asked Candy, who felt kinda sorry for him, fully knowing that Thomas had more taste.  "Umm...I think he's in the cafeteria", Candy lied, as Jon thanked her and bounced down the corridor.

"Everything alright girls?", Bryan asked, again.

"Fine..."  Candy said, glancing at her watch and realising it was time for their Fast Burner.  "We'd better get a move on though...we'll hook up with you guys later?"  Lori-Beth said.

"Sure, Shane will want to show you his horses...we'll probably see you in the cafeteria soon anyway", Bryan smiled at his sleeping daughter, "See you girls later".  

 


Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

 Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious