Disclaimer: We’re not saying we’ve done any of what’s written below...but then we’re not exactly saying we haven’t...*eg*

• You associate Campinos with Ben (no Ben not Campbellinos darling...) and Burger King with Nath *woop*
• Your most prized possession is a map of Christchurch with Ben's house highlighted *and Age's and Nath's and Justin's*
• The top phone number in your diary is for the caretaker at Cashmere High
• You mished it halfway around Sydney to take photos of Campbell and Bent Sts, and had to restrain yourself from taking photos of every single hospital *lol nice Aims*
• You turn a nice shade of red or palest white when you see Age in a car atthe Bayswater turn-off...except of course it isn’t Age, it’s sexy/sexier Age *raow* btw that time we weren’t stalking, we were getting out vids from Rud’s local video store...but of course we were scoping *once a stalker...*
• You've in turn become obsessed with HJT, Goodshirt and Eye TV...and bought the HJT EP just coz it says Ben Campbell on it
• You can recite dialogue from your Zed(s) tape off by heart
• You have a Zed tape(s) *thanks for the ‘s’ Ames*
• Everyone in your family hates Zed just because you talk about them 24/7
• You scream when the ad for Silencer comes on TV
• When a new video is released you watch Juice until it comes on, or stay up til 3 in the morning to watch New Releases *woo woo*
• You can't see your wall for memorabilia/zedrafilia (geez Ben doesn't even have walls *sniff* <---and use sentences like that in everyday conversation)
• You go out to celebrate their birthdays and freak out kids behind you at the movies...simply by doing the usual and showing them a pic of Ben and telling them it's his BDay *ahem* Nice MADE-UP example there Saz...
• You search record stores for Chicks CDs just to spot the family resemblance
• You now know more about Ray Columbus then your parents *mmmmm Ray*
• You wag school to attend Zed events, ie. in-stores, aye Megs and Rae *fftt* Oooooorrrr use all your charm to get out of school commitments
• You don't listen to Breathe, betchadupa *sorry Chris* and Shihad anymoore coz of their bitchy anti-Zed comments
• You spell more "moore", anyway "andyways" and been "Ben"...and know why we altered them to what we did *eg*
• You watched Zed on What Now (sorry *wipes nose hits Dom* WNTV) in pink tutus, and didn't tape over it in disgust (now that is a true Zed fan)
• You've met them so many times they refuse to sign autographs for you *DSers*
• You hand-deliver letters to Nath with a pic of him in place of a stamp (who was that? Juliaaaaa)
• You got a le bret/dreads/are learning bass guitar
• Silencer is not just an album...it's a way of life
• You have to discuss the wildlife in Christchurch in order to talk about Zed in chatrooms and avoid getting screamed at *woop*
• You now buy Creme every month coz it's so Zed-orientated (excuses excuses)
• You have in-depth discussions with celebs about the state of Zed's health and your fave member (Purrr, Dom, Jase from ZM)
• Your grandma knows all their names...and cuts out articles for you
• You know how to use the microfiche at the library (tis true...Midge was HATCHED *lol we know, England, but we can dream*)
• You email zedquarters like they're old friends *sorry guys*
• Zed's neighbours are starting to recognise you, and friends with cars now know their way around certain suburbs (just coz Bayswater is such a classy place, geez)
• You recognize Zed's roadies in the crowd of non-zed concerts  (how did you like Ash, Justin?)
• Your dad points out "Campbell Road" when you drive past it
• You take your Zed CD into the movie theatre with you, so that if someone steals your car, you won't lose your signed CD cover

And these from Ames & Age...
 

• You have two copies of Silencer, though you could have stolen all the b-sides off Napster (for the love of the tvnz window pic)
• You call you're dog Benji.....even though that's not his name
• The ad for 'Most Wanted' is intentively watched for glimpses of Ben and Nathan *woo a whole 1 second of Ben luvin*
• You've visited the set for 'Drivers Side' *twice* even though it's just an ugly brick building in a croady downtown area
• Guys jewellery has now become socially acceptable *woop Props Boy's following the Ben bracelet trend...minus the studs*

And a few more, inspired by Kim & Kate’s classy ‘You know you’re obsessed with GC when...”
 

• You get sick of magazines making a big deal out of Ben’s ex-Hanson hair – you’ve seen the Barbershop Quartet photos and the 3 News footage, so what’s the big deal?
• The minute anyone mentions they’re from Chch, you ask if they know Zed...even if it’s the 5-yr-old you’re babysitting
• You show anyone and everyone your photos of you and Zed...even though they really couldn’t care less
• When someone in your class mentions Zed everyone turns to look at you, and people you barely know come up to you and ask you about Zed
• You point out Supras and Cavaliers to your friends, even though you don’t know the first thing about cars
• You have to go to Zed gigs, coz they’d be worried if they didn’t see you there
• You’ve made it your personal aim to make friends with all the guys in the jazz band...coz the geeks become stars, remember?
• You get pissed off when Aussie fans go on about how great Zed are...and subsequently fire irate emails at the webmaster demanding the EXACT date for that Auckland concert
• You remember vividly the moment you first mentioned Zed to someone (“Yeah I like that Daisy song”)

What do u guys do for fun?
 

We like to dress up in cat suits and re-enact the broadway show "cats"