Sometimes you’ll be reading a Zed article or watching an interview when one of the guys says something that makes you crack up laughing or in some extreme cases, people have been known to fall off sofa’s and chairs.
So we’ve compiled a list of some of the funnier things that the guys have said in interviews.

Nathan: "This man’s hot!"
(to Dominic Bowden, on Space 1st time)

Ben: "I would have to go with Lindauer, a glass of Lindauer"
Nathan: "Classy!"
Ben: "because its NOT that classy, its cheap, sweet and does the job!"
(Space 2nd time)

Andy: "My lips are going bizz bizz"
(the Rock FM)

Ben: "Next week! Next week!"
(what now) - personally, we say this all the time.

Stagg: "and I bet Andy’s sick of being called cute"
Nathan: "a little bit, he is cute though!"
(ZM, Nath & Age)

Adrian: "I always wanted to be a roadpainter when I was young"
(Good Morning)

Mary :now tell me about your famous mother
Andy :my famous mother, oh yes, um.
Mary: oh yes
Andy: well she’s appeared here before a few times,
Mary: and she is?
Andy: she is famous, she is my mum, and she’s lovely
Mary: does she have a name?
(Good Morning)

Nathan: "we needed a token blonde in the band"
Ben: "our IQ was too high"
(ICE AS, after being asked why they choose Andy)

Andy: "I reckon on if we put all the old songs on an album with the new tracks it would be like a school ball ya know? So it would be like wearing the same dress twice"
(Channel Z)

Nathan: "oh ya just gotta be careful don’t ya, just gotta be sensible and not be too silly"
Verg: "and what do you mean by that? Have you been instructed? In certain ways"
Nathan: "well there’s all a manner of things you could do, um"
Ben: "you can’t have Zed babies popping up all over the place though"
Nathan: "what would they be called? Zedlets?"

Andy: "*acts all innocent* I’ve forgotten the question"
Age: "oh come on!"
Andy: "its gotta be tongue"
(Space, after being asked ‘kissing - tongue, or no tongue)

Ben: "I do not indulge in 'goodies for Ben'"
(Space, backstage)

Ben: I think we’ll leave the closet.
(Saz’s tearaway article)
 
 
"He's a wee monkey!"
Ben about Andy, NZ Herald
 
"Besides, those girls can be scary.  They recently surrounded a port-a-loo and banged on the sides while Campbell was using it – he was too scared to come out."
(Sunday Star Times – no double meanings here *cough-closet-cough* )

O.K. so it’s not a quote, but when Andy’s cup gets knocked over in the Holmes interview, I lmao every time (or is that...roflbao?) – coz it’s so cute and Nath’s reaction is so typically...Nathan?

Dom:  "Toru"
Nath:  "Wha" *starts laughing hysterically*
Dom:  "Wha"
(2nd Space (at the beginning of Parklife))

Petra:  (says something about touring NZ)
Ben:  "Sure are!  Late September, early October" *everyone laughs at Ben except Andy*
Petra:  (something about breaking Oz)
Ben:  "Aussie!"
Nath:  "Aussie!"
Ben:  "YEAH"
Nath:  "YEAH!"
 
 
Darcy: "Success, money, fame, is that what is the driving force behind Zed, or is it something else?"
Ben: "In that order, yeah"
(The Rock interview)

Nathan: "Patience comes to those who wait, - wait, that doesn't make sense"
(ZM Private Concert)

Well, I guess everybody jumped ship once the word got out that the Slayer found their crib.

I just want to apologize for the use of the word "crib."