Now you
too can have you very own Zed Boy with:
Wooha!
Ben *raow*
Dressed in a tight black t-shirt,
jeans and sandshoes (cos his other pair are in Auckland), you can have
hours of fun with your Ben doll!
Features of Wooha Ben
Raow are:
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an arrogant attitude
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sunglasses that
don't remove from his face (even in the dark)
-
press the button
on the front, and Wooha Ben Raow "gets down with his bad self!" *no, that's
wrong...that's not the button you're touching!*
The following accessories are also available
to accompany Wooha Ben Raow:
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a bass guitar - that play real music!
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spiked glassons bracelet
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song writing 'enhancer' to help with
those tricky lines like "I won't get an answer from a flower"
-
a set of *raow* girls
* Rae, in a really skanky top
* Megs, with 'nuff hair
* Saz , in a sparkle headband, spreading dodgy stories
about Wooha Ben Raow and *ahem* certain body parts
* Pops, overexcited, jumping up and down
* Aimee, trying to cut a piece of Wooha Ben Raow's hair off
* Fran, talking to strange people that we don't even know
* Amy, hiding in the background, covering her face
Warnings and Safety tips
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Do not place the Wooha Ben Raow
doll too close to his microphone, he may chip his teeth
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Do not let him accept awards,
he may say things like "This is kinda a bollocks award"
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Under NO circumstances put any
other accessories or Wooha Ben Raow next to the 'Megs' Raow girl, they
will become lost in her hair.
Check out my bad self!!
Uhuh- uhuh - uhuh!