| MWC QUOTE LIST 2000-2001 |
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| "What happened to 'I don't do fast food'?" --Lisa "I don't consider this fast food... I consider this a cultural experience." --Allison "When I think of you, I think of sex and peaches." --Kim to Shari "I hate stupid people! I hate men! but i repeat myself..." --Kelli "I want to cup it and hold it... oooh maybe it will swell!" --Shari (after getting hit by a passer-by) "Sometimes I like my boobs, but most of the time they just get in the way" --Lisa "Boobs are useful... ya know like when you want to save a page in a book and you just flop them down..." --Allison "I took seven years of French and I never heard THAT word" --Kim "Yeah and they're not fat ones!" --Camlon "Wait,isn't the dictator of China just the guy who has the most goats or something?" --Allison "Maybe we're too hard on men. Then again, men are too hard on... well, all the time. That's the problem." --Lisa "I like em BIG" --Kim "Well I was trying to think of things Kim and I would do!" --Shari (after trying to figure out what the M in S&M stood for...) :) "In theater and sex, cheap is always good" --Kelli "When I hear finger lickin' good, first i think of KFC... and then I think of seducing my boyfriend" --Lisa "Just so you know- I'm not a lesbian" --Shari "It looks like a butt" --Kim "Lisa loves girls... she has an oral fixation" --Allison "Don't worry. I'm don't think I'm smarter than I am" --Shari "I said penis! Three times without stopping!" --Kim (while jumping up and down) "Lisa, not everyone reads Vogue" --Shari "Wait, doesn't everyone hate Cubans?!" --Allison "I gave up f*ck for Lent" --Lisa "First of all Victor, that would never happen. Not in a million years" --Shari "If I had to get chicken fries for anybody, I'd want it to be her" --Chicken Fries guy to Patrick about Shari "I just LOVE that song! It's just... Christmas to me" --random Borders lady about "Breath of Heaven" "Hey I could get you a mint..." --the Central Park Diner guy to Allison "We must reproduce!" --Kim "Wait... Almond-Joys-have-nuts-Mounds-don't. ok..." --Allison "Wow I got so caught up in the excitement that I forgot to take off my bra!" --Lisa "I am a free spirit!" --Shari (while flapping her arms) "Men are like microwaves. You don't really need them, but they're nice to have around" --Kelli "Bawitdaba..." --Allison "Men are like roses. Some are nice but watch out for the pricks" --Lisa (and others) "It's one thing to be in your pants but it's another to be in your boxers" --Kim "DON'T KILL THE WASP!!!!" --Shari "Nobody likes a dumb Christian" --Allison "So, does the penis cause the a**hole or does the a**hole cause the... oh wait, never mind..." --Lisa " I pleasure her... she pleasures me... she tells me zat she is married... and zen ve go our separate ways" --Hakim |
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