Blonde jokes - I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......she called me to get my phone number | she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." | she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind | she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order | she sent me a fax with a stamp on it | she tried to drown a fish | she thought a quarterback was a refund | she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death | she tripped over a cordless phone | she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept | she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store | she studied for a blood test | she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats | when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. | when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead