Tim Connolly and his quest to ruin all things hockey Let me just say..I used to like Tim Connolly I did..Shocking I know but here's
what I think agree or not but who's site is it?! Thats what I thought....Sit Down!
Ok Where to begin..where to begin? Maybe I should make this a top ten..
Top Ten Reasons why Tim Connolly
should be shot..wait no too harsh..
Top Ten Reasons why I think
Tim Connolly is cursed/the devil
10.Curly hair is never a good sign
9.Have you seen him smile lately...
8. Satan's number backwards...a coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
7.Tried to chop a poor players head off...tsk tsk Timmy!
6. Everyone says "He's still young"...does the devil age?? No really I don't know does he?
5. Randomly falls while skating alone on the ice...god is striking him down!!
4. He can't be a 50 goal scorer EVER! He can't sell his soul to the devil if he is the devil...because he just can't! Stop yelling at me!!
3. He hangs out in Buffalo in the summer...Really who does that? Have you been to Buffalo lately...He must have cursed so many places that he is stuck in this crappy place..
2. He conned a million plus out this organization...that took a lot of evil powers seeing as though with his talent...he is worth the money in my pocket which would be...15 cents!..too bad the NHL min is like $400,000 he's lucky!!
1. Every NHL team he's played for haven't been in the playoffs...yeah go look it up..I'm right!
That top ten was crap...I'm sorry you people had to be put through that..I had like 2 reasons and its hard to think of ten..you try it! Then send to me and I'll put in on my site..and give you mad props for it..hehe ok Well thats enough ranting for me for one day