WilliamWallace

    Many People have heard of the great Celtic Warior William Wallace, (known best in the movie braveheart) Not many people have heard his story as told by me :-) So without further adue, I present The Tale of William Wallace

     William Wallace was a great Warior many Years ago, even as a child he loved to go into battle, although to young to actualy battle with people, he did bettle with dogs and stuff, but anyway, enough about his childhood,
     In the year 1203 William Wallace lead a revolution which ended in bloodshed, although portrayed as a graceful and benevolant man, Wallace's favorite weapon when going into battle was a large frozen fish, He would beat his opponants untill his fish thawed, then he would go home and eat it.
     in 1214 He lead a full scale atack against his enamies, he rode a trojan horse into battle, and trained his troops to scream the now famous battle cry "Run away! Run Away! for the love of god men Run Away!" This greatly confused his enamies and gave Wallace the advantage he needed to win, After the battle, They would dress up in the traditional Victory apparel, which consisted of their undergarments and black boots, and do the traditional Victory dacne, which was them Tiptoing around the battle field placing daisys on all the corpses and giggling in high pitchd voices "heheheeeeee! heheheeeee! heheheeeee!"
     William Wallace met a tragic end when a 2 ton boulder fell on him during an avalance, it is said that he was drunk and tried to Yodel, this caused the avalance, a 2 ton boulder fell on his head and bounced off, however, this experience left him dazed and confused, and 3 days later he wanderd off and was never seen again.
      Some people say that he died, others say that he was abducted by aliens, and some say that he became a hermit and still lives to this day in the caves of ireland. But I suppose we will never know for sure.