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| BATTLE OF THE BULGE |
| Ive been battleing with the fridge for as long as I can remember When I was younger they used to tell me it was puppy fat unfortunatly that 'puppy' grew into a bloody huge rotwieller............ |
| If only we could go back to a time when women like this were considered beautiful |
| I've tried everything; |
| slimfast, pills,low fat, no fat counting the calories,............aerobics, dying in the gym, I even tried jogging (okay so the ambulance had to pick me up from 3 doors down the street but at least I tried) |
Area 51 is a secret military installation in the Nevada Desert. It is told that they do things with aliens and their spaceships. ........dont you believe it.....inside are the most fantastic inventions know to man of cource this is only a therory but i recon inside they hold the secrets of the universe...........NO FAT crisps.......NO CALORIE chocolate .....and homemade puddings that actualy help you loose wieght .......if only it was so simple........ |
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