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GLOBE - NADA, except it left me wondering why Russell Crowe picked Meg frickin' Ryan. Oh, and Charlene Tilton had an item about Ramona calling Gretch a 'survivor'. Yawn.
ENQUIRER - More promising material here. 'SURVIVOR' ISLAND IS HAUNTED! Let's take a look…. Blair Witch indeed. Terror, 'island spirits', so on.
Apparently, after the grub-eating, the banyan tree that the table was under fell down and crushed the table. All because they wouldn't sacrifice a goat.
Also, a camera man got lost in the jungle cause he walked off the path after hearing something whispering his name deep in the jungle. He followed it.
Me, I'd run.
It also rained after every tribal council. That spooky weather.
At TC, the torch of the person who was to be voted off would go out before the vote, 'without fail'. A quote: "The jungle has powerful spirits and you need to respect them." OOoooOOOoh.
More about Russell and Ryan. *sigh*
STAR - Celebrity Survivor! The mil will go to charity. They're talking Shannen Doherty and Chuck Norris. Shannen would win. She's evil and can fight.
Yet more about Meg and Maximus -Arrrgh.
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY - The new Anakin - From Toronto!
Ahem.
The opening song is a bastardized Russian Folk song. The band Survivor thinks they should use 'Eye of the Tiger' on the show. I used to play a mean Tuba on that song. In grade 8. No, really.
PEOPLE - Meg's on the cover.
I think some of this was covered already, so I'll grab anything that might be useful.
This is interviews with booted contestants.
Dirk shows more delusion - he was eliminated due to his being a threat.
BB quote, re: washing shirt in cooking pot: "The day before, we had dead fish in it for four or five hours - What's the difference?"
Apparently, they weren't bothering to bathe much. Ewww.
Sean's not the only one: "Constipation was definetly a problem," sez Ramona. Double the ew.
Sean and Dirk hallucinated Italian restaurant smells - or did they?
BB's daughter's treehouse kicks the Pagong hut's ass.
Dirk felt stabbed in the back by Kelly.
When BB got voted off, he asked for a vodka martini.
25.00 and a few hours later, there's Friday's Report. Maybe I'll do a weekly thing. After all, it's good weekend reading.