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Blame Canada
by Mom's of South Park

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on tv?

No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping head so full of lies

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault...
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the clan

And my boy Eric once, 
had my picture on his shelf
Now when I see him, 
He tells me to f*ck myself

Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway!

My son could have been a doctor, 
Or a lawyer, it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a BBQ 

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck no, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey huba-ba-loo
And the b*tch Ann Murray too

Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

Oh, the smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them because of us
Before somebody thinks of blameing us