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190301 » please welcome
EX-SUPERMODEL superjen!
watching / Ally
Mcbeal
eating \ lots of chocolate
feeling | like I need a
holiday
8.44pm
I
am SO happy that Tina Arena has finally done something about that
shocking hair she was wearing a few months ago. Honestly, she looked
like a cross between Cleopatra and an Ovaltine. I'm guessing someone
pointed this out to her because her hair looks way better.
I
like hair :)
Speaking
of hair, I was talking to one of my past lecturers a few days ago about
an assignment. He was going on and on explaining things to me, but
something wasn't quite right... I couldn't work out what was bugging me
and I just kept staring at him oddly. Until I was having lunch with a
friend later that day.
We
were sitting outside the cafe` facing the street and I spotted two older
men walking down. I continued chatting with my friend as they came
closer and closer to the shop... and then suddenly I realised! One of
them was my lecturer! But he had HAIR! And he didn't last semester! My
lecturer has had a hair transplant! I'm sorry, but I find this a little
disturbing...
I think I've
figured out how the western suburbs of Sydney can be classified. See,
normally you have a broad classification of the different areas within
Sydney... but the western suburbs are a whole world on their own.
<setback> Panthers
smantherrrrs! I'm addicted to blackjack :/
<superjen> Oh my God, you
fool!
<setback> Better than
being addicted to pokies, at least I can win on blackjack
<superjen> You're baddd.
You know what, I can see your future.
<setback> Mm go on. Share
:/
<superjen> You're gonna
turn into a western suburbs, middle class, pokie addict
<setback> ...and leave the
kids in the car?
<superjen> Exactly
<setback> Can I handle
middle class? How about low to mid
<superjen> Lets say
working class
<setback> I dont wanna
work I wanna pokie
<superjen> That way
(according to stats) you'll never move out of the suburbs. You gotta
work for 20 years though, then get fired cause of your addiction.
<setback> Do inner city
suburbs count as the suburbs? Cause that's where I wanna go..
<superjen> You cant go
there...
<setback> Whyyy I went to
uni!? I wanna get out ya know! Uni gives me the right to expect
everything to be given to me.
<superjen> You're a
western suburbs yob that's why!
<superjen> Ok I'll let you move a
little further...
<setback> Fairfield? Cause
from here, Fairfield really is up in the world
<superjen> No u wont fit
in at Fairfield you have to be ethnic!
So there it is. You have your
gambling-addicted working class derros residing in Campbellton and
Penrith. Your ethnic minorities assimilated into a couple of suburbs-
mainly Fairfield and Cabramatta. And then there's Parramatta, which I
like to refer to as the 'upper class' of the western suburbs. It has a
really huge shopping centre.
Hmm... I have a
theory about supermodels. I think they only become supermodels so that
when they enter their real careers, they can be known as
past-supermodels and attract double the amount of attention!
For example, I
was watching Telly and Tara Moss - who occasionally panels for the worst
show in the world, "Beauty And The Beast" - came on to promote
her latest book:
Presenter: Please
welcome ex-supermodel Tara Moss!
*crowd cheers...a
lot*
Presenter:
Now Tara, you're actually a writer...
Tara: Oh!
But I was a SUPERMODEL!
*crowd cheers
some more...*
So the label of
supermodel is actually her whole promotion! What a scam! I think we
should ALL become supermodels... we're guaranteed success!
supermodel lovin',
Jen,
xxx
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