220501 » you'll never get rid of me

To: Fans, Members of Staff, and silly little boys who have way too much creative time.

From: Superjen Headquarters

BREAKING NEWS:

Violent outburts have erupted in the House Of Supergrrls after the publication of a false press release led to confusion among their fans.

The press release claimed that the totally super-brilliant, super-cool, supergrrl, superjen, had abandoned her BELOVED group in a state of laziness. 

Tension and bickering among the starlets were also stated as being apparent, leading to what is commonly known as "bitching". It has not yet been confirmed whether any serious injuries have resulted from past disagreements.

Earlier today, superjen was quoted as saying:

"The allegations made against me are lies, all lies! Sure I've been known to fall behind on deadline, skip a meeting here and there, but I'm devoted to my 'grrls, and I shall never leave them!"

Rumours are now spreading that having read the press release, superjen proceeded to hunt down the party responsible for such actions and slap them silly. 

All previous statements regarding the instability of the supergrrls empire have been denied. The supergrrls would like all fans to remain calm and wish to make it known that they do not condone violence. An official statement was released today which read: "The show will go on!"