280301 » Primus, It's over

Primus, It's over. I've found someone new.

To be honest, it was over a long time ago, we just haven't been communicating like we used to. Now don't get all sentimental on me. Don't beg me to stay. It's not gonna work! You're pathetic, man...

When we first started out, it was all good. I thought you were the best thing that ever lived! I'd never had anything like you. So easy, so carefree, so efficient. You made life bearable. You gave me something to look forward to! Like all new relationships, we went through a giggly period where we tried to find out more about each other. You asked me my name, I enquired after your speed. It was so sweet. We knew we had something special. We just clicked, ya know? I had what you were after, you had everything I wanted.

We enjoyed each other's company! Oh those first few months... I'll never forget them. Up until the early hours of the morning, using you for every cent! And you never complained. You were great! Or so I thought.

I became addicted. Constantly clinging to you for life, for support, for connection! You were my lifeblood, my everything. I relied on you. I thought I could trust you. After all, you were what I'd been searching for all this time!

And then it all changed. You started giving me attitude. You slagged my modem! You charged me GST on top of my monthly payments! I felt betrayed. You let me down. 'Oh why, primus, why' I thought! But still, I stayed on. I don't know why. Perhaps I thought you'd change. Maybe you'd realise your mistakes, and then everything would be great again? I decided to give you a second chance. 

But it only got worse. You dissed me. Over and over and over again. I couldn't believe the treatment I was getting! After being so loyal to you, staying with you for over a year! And this is how you repaid me? Bastards!

And it didn't stop there. You refused to apologise. You kept me waiting for hours. You stood me up! I was in pain. I tried to tell you how I felt, what was wrong, how we could solve it. But you brushed me aside. You blamed it all on my equipment! Said it was MY fault. HAH!... I'll get you, I thought.

So now it's come to this. I don't want anything to do with you! I've realised there are better things out there for me. There's a whole world of opportunities. I'm taking my business elsewhere! Some place where I'll be appreciated, respected, acknowledged... loved.

Now don't try and convince me to stay! You had your chance and you've blown it! Stop asking me why I'm leaving. If you don't know now, you'll never know.

What's that you're saying? Who's the new dude? Well, he's wonderful. He's colourful and quirky and cute and funny! He's a frog. He treats me well. Doesn't care about time, or money, he's not CHEAP like you. We've been going nearly 12 hours now, and not a word of complaint from him! And when I call up, there's no way he keeps me waiting for an hour. Now that's service... 

I now know what I've been missing all this time. And I'm never going back.

PRIMARSE! YOU SUCK! CYA!

Jen,