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260701 » the most sexual non-sexual experience of my life

listening to | tool \ lateralus
feeling | more tired than i have ever been before

last night was so incredible that i really cannot do justice to tool when attempting to describe the emotions i was going through.

i finished uni early and met corey at the tanner bar. we then made the two and a half hour train trip to sydney. nearly everyone on the train were also headed to the tool gig. it was almost like we were going to the big day out because of the atmosphere and the number of people wearing band t-shirts.

when we got to sydney, corey and i met up with petey and headed into china town. woo! i finally met petey! :D

things that impress me muchly: foodcourts that have bars

yes, that is right, the foodcourt we went to in china town had a bar! beer in a footcourt! i was so happy to see that. meanwhile, only 5 minutes previous, i had said i was not going to drink anything that night. but how can one pass up a beer at a foodcourt?! it isn't something you see every day. well, not where i come from at any rate.

then to the entertainment center...

there were people absolutely everywhere. i was very surprised by the number of *re0w* worthy guys! there was this one kinda goth boi, he was wearing red and black (and no makeup, thank god), and was just mesmerising. i couldn't help staring at him. never mind the fact that his girlfriend was sitting on his lap.

there was also an inordinate number of tool t-shirts borne by punters. don't they know that is a huuuuuuuge coolicity faux pas?? while i am on the topic of wearing a band shirt of the band you are going to see, can i ask when and why did become such a faux pas? who decided that it was such an uncool thing to do? if anyone has any theories, email me.

finally, cam arrived with his bro in law john (who forgot his ticket, which caused them to have to turn back and get it and be 45mins late in meeting us), his mate neil, and our tickets. we chatted, i was made fun of, then we headed inside.

we took our seats, and soon after the lights were dimmed. it was only 9pm, so i was assuming the band about to come on was the support act, the cosmic psychos. however, the lateralus images on the big screen confused me a little. then the opening strains of "the grudge" poured from the speakers and i realised that was maynard shrouded in darkness on stage.

the next two and a quater hours flew by. tool played material from all three of their incredible albums. the sound was immense! the bass was mind blowing! and maynard became the most sexual person in the world, to me.

the stage was very dark for the duration of the show. not once was a spotlight shone on maynard. there was a giant projector screen behind the stage, and a smaller screen directly behind maynard. this smaller screen meant that for the entire gig we could see maynard's silhouette. it was amazing. it really added a dynamic effect to the show and helped you to concentrate on the music.

concentrate on the music until maynard came out after intermission wearing little black pvc shorts, that is.

omg *reeeeeeeeoooooooow*

i swear he looked naked at times. i actually exclaimed this out loud during one particularly intense moment when maynard was slowly moving his pelvis back and forth in time with the music. it was the most sexual non-sex related thing i have ever seen in my life. i was quivering on the inside. i am becoming toey just thinking about it now.

maynard is definitely not what i would call a particularly good looking guy, but that voice, combined with that music, combined with the way he moves, was just too much for me to handle. i so wanted to just jump up on stage and molest the man. *reow* my god, i think i should stop now before i orgasm all over this journal entry.

i know i say this after heaps of gigs i go to, but it may well have been the best gig i have been to. i know that being in a more intimate venue would have given the gig a greater atmosphere, but the sound in the entertainment center was incredible. i was shocked that in a venue of that size, the sound quality could be so clear and definite. and the bass. *spine tingles* a friend commented that he thought the sound was better than cd quality, and i have to say i agree.

after being blown away by the might that is tool, we had to line up for 40 minutes to get our bags from the cloak check. why the hell they had only one cloak check for like 14,000 people, i do not know. and why is it called a cloak check? i only saw a couple of people wearing cloaks at the gig, and they were all goth.

by the time we collected our bags and went downstairs, the merchandise was all packed away! i was (and am still) soooooooo not happy! i wanted needed a tool t-shirt. even if they were $50! if anyone sees them overseas, and wants to buy me a girls tour shirt, you are more than welcome to. ;)

so, we started to make our merry way to the train station - me dodging traffic and people as i spoke excitedly and gesticulated too much while i was on the phone to (adelaide) pete.

upon arriving at the train station we found out that another train would not be going to newcastle for over an hour and a half. for some stupid reason there was no trains between 11.47 and 1.47. it was then that i spied a guy from uni who i only know as being very obsessed with mike patton. we bonded over mr bungle and fantomas at a uni gig earlier this year. i can't for the life of me remember his name.

at any rate, after petey left to catch his bus, corey, myself, mike patton obsession guy and mike patton obsession guy's friend (who i shall refer to as kyuss obsession guy) headed off to the bridie o'riley's irish pub for a few beers to kill the time until our train (once again, so much for not drinking).

i shall explain the reason i call kyuss obsession guy, kyuss obsession guy.

last year kyuss obsession guy's girlfriend had a baby and he was tossing up over whether to call the child maynard (for maynard james keenan from tool. der!) or kyuss. he went for kyuss. the child's middle name is maynard. i'm glad he went for kyuss - i think that is an awesome name. maynard is a pretty geeky name, it has too many bad connotations (for starters that awful aussie comedian named maynard).

we got kicked out of the pub a little after 1am and made our way back to the station. the train was loaded with tool fans once again. on our carriage there was a really annoyingly loud air conditioning vent that sounded like an old video machine that rewinds really loudly.

i tried to sleep most of the way home, but it was extremely difficult as the train was freezing, and the seats horribly uncomfortable.

i got home at 5.30am and then had to wake up at 7.30am to suffer 7 hours straight of uni lectures from 9am until 4pm. somehow, i did not fall asleep. well, not for more than a few seconds, anyway, and i am sure the lecturer did not notice. i hope.

i imbibed way too much caffeine.

and it was all worth it times a billion!

tool seriously rock my world. *gets another vision of maynard in those black hotpants* very *reow* indeed.

days without a cigarette: 96

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