You Know You're From Michigan If:

 1. You've never met any celebrities.

 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you  the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.

 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.....eh!

 5. Your idea of a 7-course meal is a six-pack and  a bucket of smelt.

 6. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the  right.

 7. Your idea of a traffic jam is 20 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.

 8. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

 9. You know the "Big Mac" is something that you drive over.

 10. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".

 11. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the  "A/C" in the same day.

 12. You can see a car running in a parking lot with
 no one in it, no matter what time of the year.

 13. You end your sentences with a preposition;
 example: "Where's my coat at?".

 14. You bake with SODA and drink a POP.

 15. All the festivals across the state are named
 after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

 16. You think of the 4 major food groups as beef,
 pork, BBQ sauce and beer.

 17. You carry jumper cables in your car.

 18. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit
 over a snowsuit.

 19. Driving in the winter is better because the
 pot-holes are filled with snow.

 20. Your favorite holidays are Christmas,
 Thanksgiving, and the opening of Deer Season, which
 you consider a National Holiday.

 21. You have 10 favorite recipes for Venison.

 22. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe
 hunting" are.

 23. Your little league game was snowed out.

 24. You learned to drive a boat before you could
 ride a bike.

 25. You owe more money on your snowmobile than
 your car.

 27. Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great
 upper body workout.

 28. You attend a formal event in your best
 clothing, finest jewelry, and snowmobile boots.

 29. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

 30. The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than
 anatomical significance.

 31. You show people where you grew up by pointing
 to a spot on your left hand.

 32. Travel coast-to-coast means driving from Port
 Huron to Muskegon.

 33. You measure distance in minutes.

 34. When giving directions, you refer to "A
 Michigan Left".

 35. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but
 isn't that far from Hell.

 36. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in
 the same week.

 37. Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and
 Construction.

 38. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy
 stores at Christmas.

 39. You know when it has rained because of the
 smell of worms.

 40. Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in
 your hometown.

41. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

 42. You think that everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

 43. YOU ACTUALLY "GET" THESE JOKES