From: Suzy (squeegy1@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Crystal Ball
Newsgroups: alt.suicide.holiday
Date: 2003-02-20 12:40:25 PST

"BALTHUS22" wrote in message
news:20030218045651.04667.00000871@mb-cs.aol.com...
> So, you're a few seconds from blowing out your brains and the suicide fairy
> intervenes, saying before you go you can know one thing that will happen in the
> future. What would it be? The ultimate fate of the universe? When will
> extraterrestrials contact us? When will AIDS be cured? Who wins the
> superbowl? Where will your sister be in thirty years?
>
> Jane

Am I the only one who wants to know what the closest I've ever physically
been to Danny DeVito? Like, the fairy would whip out a little map with a
"you are here" icon and then she would show me where Danny DeVito was at
that exact moment, at his closest proximity to me.

Or maybe I am alone in this...

!
Suzy