From: Suzy (
Subject: Kissing the Train
Date: 2003-02-21 21:08:31 PST

I am talking to my father via AIM and he just informed me of a boy my sister
used to know...

"Remember Billy Fields?"
"Yeah, he wrecked Jennifer's car."
"I guess he tried to kiss a moving train and lost."

So apparently, you don't need to be smart to catch the bus via train (wha
huh?), in fact, I am sure it helps if you are incredibly stupid, as this boy