My Humidor
Here's what ya do guys, go buy your wife an Antique Icebox, mention in passing..."hmmm, you know?
That would make a really nice humidor for my cigars..." She, feeling pleased with your purchase,
will absent-mindedly concur and say..."uh huh..." then you can plug the holes, and proceed to line it
with cigars, reminding her that the Antique has to stay filled or the remaining cigars shall ruin and
go to waste... That's a wal-mart garden temp/humidity guage that has been "salt tested".
Don't miss! 
The tupidors each have a soap-dish-oasis humidifier and the humidity guage off those garden temp guages. Anybody need a thermometer?