Bumper Stickers

*Jesus loves you ..... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

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*You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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*I don't suffer from insanity ..... I enjoy every minute of it!

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*If ignorance is bliss ..... then you must be orgasmic!

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*Jesus is coming ..... everyone look busy.

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*Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

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*So you're a feminist ....... isn't that cute?

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*To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.

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*Earth is the mental ward for the Universe.

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*Horn broken - watch for finger.

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*Keep honking .... I'm reloading.

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*As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

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*Hang up and drive!

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*Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

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*Warning ! Driver only carries $20.00 of ammunition.

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*I want to die like my Grampa - in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming like his passengers .....

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*Montana - at least our cows are sane!

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*Guns don't kill people ...... Postal Workers do!

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*honk if you've never seen an UZI fired from a car before!